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Jack Napier
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List Rules Vote up any cute knock knock joke appropriate for a kid

Depending on how old you are, knock knock jokes are either the funniest thing since sliced bread or they reside just below puns on the funny scale. Luckily, the knock knock jokes on this list are for kids, the only people that should be telling them. Whether you want your kid to grow up to the next Louis CK (he got his start with knock knock jokes right?) or if you’re just trying to pass the time on a long car ride, this list of children’s knock knock jokes is sure to get you where you’re going.

Some of the knock knock jokes on this list are classics, but there are a few that no one has ever even heard of. For anyone with children (or even little brothers or sisters), you have an excuse to go wild with these cute knock knock jokes. The cheese factor on these jokes is pretty high, so if you’re going to try out these jokes with anyone over the age of 12, get ready for a heavy dose of eye rolling. But if your audience is the right age, or just young at heart, then these cute knock knock jokes for children may be just the thing you need to win over a tough crowd.

Vote on your favorite knock knock joke, and if you have kids then teach them a few at a time (or all 25 at once if you think they can handle it).

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Knock, Knock----Who's ther... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Knock, Knock----Who's there?----Hawaii----Hawaii Who? I'm fine, Hawaii you? 

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Knock, Knock----Who's Ther... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Knock, Knock----Who's There?----Tank----Tank Who? You're welcome! 

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Knock, Knock----Who's There?--... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Knock, Knock----Who's There?----Who----Who Who? Is there an owl in there? 

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Knock, Knock----Who's There?----Lettuce----Lettuce Who? Lettuce in and you'll find out! 

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Knock, knock----Who's Ther... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Knock, knock----Who's There?----Nobel----Nobel Who? No bell, that's why I knocked! 

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Knock, Knock----Who's There?--... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Knock, Knock----Who's There?----Ashe----Ashe Who? Bless you!  

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Knock, Knock----Who's There?--... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Knock, Knock----Who's There?----Theodore----Theodore Who? Theodore is stuck and it won't open! 

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Knock, Knock----Who's Ther... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Knock, Knock----Who's There?----Leaf----Leaf Who? Leaf me alone!  

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Knock, Knock----Who's Ther... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Knock, Knock----Who's There?----Yukon----Yukon Who? Yukon say that again! 

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Knock, Knock----Who's There?--... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Knock, Knock----Who's There?----Anita----Anita Who? Anita to borrow a pencil. 

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Knock, Knock----Who's There?--... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Knock, Knock----Who's There?----Boo----Boo Who? Well you don't have to cry about it. 

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Knock, Knock----Who's There?--... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Knock, Knock----Who's There?----Woo----Woo Who? Don't get so excited, it's just a joke. 

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Knock, Knock----Who's There?--... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Knock, Knock----Who's There?----Figs----Figs Who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken! 

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Knock, Knock----Who’s There?--... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Knock, Knock----Who’s There?----Ada----Ada Who? Ada burger for lunch!

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Knock, Knock----Who’s there?--... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Knock, Knock----Who’s there?----Goat----Goat Who? Goat to the door and find out.

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Knock, Knock----Who's there?--... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Knock, Knock----Who's there?----Orange----Orange Who? Orange you even going to open the door! 

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Knock, Knock----Who's There?--... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Knock, Knock----Who's There?----Annie----Annie Who? Annie thing you can do, I can do better. 

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Knock, Knock----Who's Ther... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Knock, Knock----Who's There?----Alice----Alice Who? Alice fair in love and war. 

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Knock, Knock----Who's There?--... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Knock, Knock----Who's There?----Police----Police Who? Police let us in, it's cold out here! 

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Knock, Knock---- Who’s there?-... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Knock, Knock---- Who’s there?---- Wooden Shoe----Wooden Shoe Who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

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Knock, Knock----Who's Ther... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Knock, Knock----Who's There?----Amarillo----Amarillo Who? Amarillo nice guy. 

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Knock, Knock----Who’s There?--... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Knock, Knock----Who’s There?----Howard----Howard Who? Howard I know?

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Knock, Knock----Who's There?--... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Knock, Knock----Who's There?----Amos----Amos Who? A mosquito bit me! 

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Knock, Knock----Who's Ther... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Knock, Knock----Who's There?----Cher----Cher Who? Cher would be nice if you opened the door! 

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Knock, Knock----Who's There?--... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Knock, Knock----Who's There?----Tyrone----Tyrone Who? Tyrone shoelaces!