List Rules Vote up any cute knock knock joke appropriate for a kid
Depending on how old you are, knock knock jokes are either the funniest thing since sliced bread or they reside just below puns on the funny scale. Luckily, the knock knock jokes on this list are for kids, the only people that should be telling them. Whether you want your kid to grow up to the next Louis CK (he got his start with knock knock jokes right?) or if you’re just trying to pass the time on a long car ride, this list of children’s knock knock jokes is sure to get you where you’re going.
Some of the knock knock jokes on this list are classics, but there are a few that no one has ever even heard of. For anyone with children (or even little brothers or sisters), you have an excuse to go wild with these cute knock knock jokes. The cheese factor on these jokes is pretty high, so if you’re going to try out these jokes with anyone over the age of 12, get ready for a heavy dose of eye rolling. But if your audience is the right age, or just young at heart, then these cute knock knock jokes for children may be just the thing you need to win over a tough crowd.
Vote on your favorite knock knock joke, and if you have kids then teach them a few at a time (or all 25 at once if you think they can handle it).
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Knock, Knock---- Who’s there?---- Wooden Shoe----Wooden Shoe Who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Knock, Knock----Who’s there?----Goat----Goat Who? Goat to the door and find out.
Knock, Knock----Who's There?----Woo----Woo Who? Don't get so excited, it's just a joke.
Knock, Knock----Who's There?----Boo----Boo Who? Well you don't have to cry about it.
Knock, Knock----Who's There?----Who----Who Who? Is there an owl in there?
Knock, knock----Who's There?----Nobel----Nobel Who? No bell, that's why I knocked!
Knock, Knock----Who's There?----Theodore----Theodore Who? Theodore is stuck and it won't open!