Weird The Weirdest Titles Kim Jong-il Gave Himself  

Mike Rothschild
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List Rules Vote up the strangest, most outlandish titles the North Korean dictator bestowed on himself.

Kim Jong-Il was North Korea's dictator from 1994 to 2011. As leader of the world's premier cult of personality, Kim's name was never to be mentioned without official superlatives. And there were a lot. According to The Economist, Kim died with over 1,200 different titles bestowed on him, from variations on "dear leader" (great, brilliant, unique, etc.) to unearned military titles to flowery, operatic nonsense. Which of the many, many Kim Jong-Il fake titles make you laugh out loud?

From his first steps into North Korean royalty to his last days leader, Kim kept piling up honorifics, titles, and designations. Some were given by the state-run media, others by governmental bodies in thrall to the Dear Leader, and some were akin to essentially being the god of your own religion. Even in death, he kept piling up titles, being named "Eternal General Secretary of the Party" in 2012.

Here are some of the strangest, most ludicrous and totally made up titles North Korea's late Dear Leader gave himself during his lifetime.

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808 306
Eternal Bosom of Hot Love

2
337 207
Dear Leader, Who Is a Perfect Incarnation of the Appearance That a Leader Should Have

3
279 167
Guardian Deity of the Planet

4
347 226
Master of the Computer Who Surprised the World

5
282 196
Humankind’s Greatest Musical Genius

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231 167
Greatest Saint Who Rules with Extensive Magnanimity

7
246 182
Supreme Commander at the Forefront of the Struggle Against Imperialism and the United States

8
222 160
Man with Encyclopedic Knowledge

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169 128
Power Incarnate with Endless Creativity

10
198 164
Glorious General, Who Descended from Heaven

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170 145
World’s Best Ideal Leader with Versatile Talents

12
188 167
Present-day God

13
179 162
Greatest Man Who Ever Lived

14
126 121
Lode Star of the Twenty-First Century

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130 126
Perfect Picture of Wisdom and Boldness

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112 111
Ever-Victorious, Iron-Willed Commander

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136 150
Heaven-Sent Hero

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110 124
Generalissimo of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea

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124 145
World's Greatest Writer

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105 125
Great Man, Who Is a Man of Deeds

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111 133
Leader with Extraordinary Personality

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87 112
The Great Sun of Life

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84 112
Shining Star of Paektu Mountain

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102 142
Superior Person

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85 121
Guiding Star of the 21st Century

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77 111
Highest Incarnation of the Revolutionary Comradeship

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73 116
Sun of the Communist Future

28
79 135
The Saint of All Saints

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70 125
Guarantee of the Fatherland's Unification

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60 124
Mastermind of the Revolution