When the news broke that Kim Kardashian had been robbed while lounging alone at her rented mansion in Paris during fashion week, there was an outpouring of support for the reality television star. But after the dust settled, people began to notice that a few things about Mrs. West’s story weren’t adding up. Why was she alone? Why did they have $10 million in jewelry at a vacation rental in Paris? Shouldn’t someone with that much jewelry have personal security? And how were the thieves able to get into and out of her residence so quickly? The universe is a weird place - maybe things just worked out for the criminals - but something smells rotten in Denmark. That's right - we might just have a Kim Kardashian robbery conspiracy on our hands!
The thing we’re all wondering is - did Kanye do the Kim Kardashian robbery? Probably not, but it’s a subject worth discussing when there’s $10 million on the line. If this Kim Kardashian robbery inside job story has any legs, we’ll probably find out pretty soon. After all, it’s not like the guy who wrote “Streetlights” and the TV woman who sold her own emojis are the world’s greatest criminals… or is that what they want us to think?
What do you think about the Kim Kardashian robbery conspiracy, AKA the greatest crime of the century? Did Kim and the people at E! stage her robbery for ratings? Are we witnessing an insurance scam unwind in real time? Or have we all been watching too many episodes Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries?
Theory 1: Trump Orchestrated the Robbery to Distract America from His TaxesPhoto: Marc Nozell
Theory 2: It's All a Big Publicity StuntPhoto: Victor Boyko / Getty Images
Theory 3: It Was a $10 Million Insurance ScamPhoto: Kevin Mazur / Getty Images Entertainment
Theory 4: Kanye Really Wanted Out of That Show at the MeadowsPhoto: Taylor Hill / Getty Images Entertainment
Theory 5: The Kardashians Were Sending a Message to KimPhoto: Dimitrios Kambouris/E / Getty Images Entertainment
Theory 6: Someone at Her Rental Property Set Her UpPhoto: Steven Lawton / Getty Images Entertainment