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Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed? 

Jacob Shelton
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List Rules Vote up the things you actually thought when you heard the single biggest news story of 2016.

Look to your left and tell the person you see that you love them, because you're about to hear some seriously bad news. While Kim Kardashian was visiting Paris for Fashion Week she was robbed at gunpoint and the thieves stole $10 million worth of jewelry. First of all, that’s terrible. Though the Internet is already freaking out that this whole robbery thing might be a conspiracy, no one deserves to be traumatized like that. But also, ten million dollars? That’s a lot of one dollar tacos.

Do you remember where you were when the crime of the century occurred? What were your Kim Kardashian robbery thoughts? Are you an edgy bro who was pumped that something bad happened to a person who’s more of a concept? Or did you make sure that everyone on your Twitter feed knew that Kim K. is a mother/sister/daughter/emoji designer? How you felt about Kim Kardashian's robbery says more about you than you might think.

No one can control their thoughts, and more often than not terrible things go through everybody's head. So what were the horrible things you thought when you heard Kim Kardashian was robbed? There’s nothing good about Kim Kardashian being robbed. It’s a sad and frightening story that could have ended up being much worse than it did, so vote up the things you actually thought when you heard the single biggest news story of 2016. 

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Who Travels with $10 Mil... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
Who Travels with $10 Million in Jewelry?
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Doesn't She Have Persona... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
Doesn't She Have Personal Security?
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Worse Things Have Happen... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
Worse Things Have Happened to Better People
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This Was Definitely an I... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
This Was Definitely an Inside Job
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Thank Goodness North and... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
Thank Goodness North and Saint West Weren't There
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T-Minus 10 Seconds Until... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
T-Minus 10 Seconds Until the Next Kanye Twitter Meltdown
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At Least Nobody Was Hurt... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
At Least Nobody Was Hurt
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Why Was She Alone in a M... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
Why Was She Alone in a Mansion During Fashion Week?
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Good is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
Good
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How Do We Know This Wasn... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
How Do We Know This Wasn't an Elaborate Plan to Get Kanye Out His Show at the Meadows?
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This Is Going to Be an A... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
This Is Going to Be an Amazing Episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians
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This Never Would Have Ha... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
This Never Would Have Happened to Beyonce
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Kim Is Now Officially Mo... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
Kim Is Now Officially More Gangster than Kanye
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Don't Look at Twitter. D... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
Don't Look at Twitter. Don't Look at Twitter. Don't Look at Twitter.
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At Least This Happened i... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
At Least This Happened in Inspector Clouseau's Jurisdiction
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This Is a Legit Nightmar... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
This Is a Legit Nightmare
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Why Couldn't It Have Bee... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
Why Couldn't It Have Been Paris Hilton?
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Where Was Taylor Swift W... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
Where Was Taylor Swift When This Went Down?
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Break the Internet? Don'... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
Break the Internet? Don't You Mean Breaking and Entering?
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Jewel Heists Are So Hot ... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
Jewel Heists Are So Hot Right Now
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No Emoji Is Powerful Eno... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
No Emoji Is Powerful Enough to Express the Depths of My Sorrow
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This Has Amber Rose Writ... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
This Has Amber Rose Written All Over It
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More Like "Robberie... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
More Like "Robberies in Paris"
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No One Tell Donald Trump... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
No One Tell Donald Trump About This
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Edgy Internet's Christma... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
Edgy Internet's Christmas Came Early This Year