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Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?

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List RulesVote up the things you actually thought when you heard the single biggest news story of 2016.

Look to your left and tell the person you see that you love them, because you're about to hear some seriously bad news. While Kim Kardashian was visiting Paris for Fashion Week she was robbed at gunpoint and the thieves stole $10 million worth of jewelry. First of all, that’s terrible. Though the Internet is already freaking out that this whole robbery thing might be a conspiracy, no one deserves to be traumatized like that. But also, ten million dollars? That’s a lot of one dollar tacos.

Do you remember where you were when the crime of the century occurred? What were your Kim Kardashian robbery thoughts? Are you an edgy bro who was pumped that something bad happened to a person who’s more of a concept? Or did you make sure that everyone on your Twitter feed knew that Kim K. is a mother/sister/daughter/emoji designer? How you felt about Kim Kardashian's robbery says more about you than you might think.

No one can control their thoughts, and more often than not terrible things go through everybody's head. So what were the horrible things you thought when you heard Kim Kardashian was robbed? There’s nothing good about Kim Kardashian being robbed. It’s a sad and frightening story that could have ended up being much worse than it did, so vote up the things you actually thought when you heard the single biggest news story of 2016. 

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    149

    Who Travels with $10 Million in Jewelry?

  • 2
    613
    181

    This Was Definitely an Inside Job

  • 3
    540
    160

    Thank Goodness North and Saint West Weren't There

  • 4
    503
    174

    At Least Nobody Was Hurt

  • 5
    755
    312

    Doesn't She Have Personal Security?

  • 6
    428
    175

    Why Was She Alone in a Mansion During Fashion Week?

  • 7
    421
    257

    At Least This Happened in Inspector Clouseau's Jurisdiction

  • 8
    416
    288

    Good

  • 9
    705
    521

    Worse Things Have Happened to Better People

  • 10
    283
    267

    This Never Would Have Happened to Beyonce

  • 11
    521
    530

    T-Minus 10 Seconds Until the Next Kanye Twitter Meltdown

  • 12
    136
    260

    This Is a Legit Nightmare

  • 13
    153
    306

    Why Couldn't It Have Been Paris Hilton?

  • 14
    147
    294

    Where Was Taylor Swift When This Went Down?

  • 15
    293
    622

    How Do We Know This Wasn't an Elaborate Plan to Get Kanye Out His Show at the Meadows?

  • 16
    121
    294

    No Emoji Is Powerful Enough to Express the Depths of My Sorrow

  • 17
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    708

    This Is Going to Be an Amazing Episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians

  • 18
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    834

    This Has Amber Rose Written All Over It

  • 19
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    233

    More Like "Robberies in Paris"

  • 20
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    826

    Kim Is Now Officially More Gangster than Kanye

  • 21
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    758

    Don't Look at Twitter. Don't Look at Twitter. Don't Look at Twitter.

  • 22
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    264

    No One Tell Donald Trump About This

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    54
    253

    Edgy Internet's Christmas Came Early This Year

  • 24
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    666

    Break the Internet? Don't You Mean Breaking and Entering?

  • 25
    125
    815

    Jewel Heists Are So Hot Right Now