Look to your left and tell the person you see that you love them, because you're about to hear some seriously bad news. While Kim Kardashian was visiting Paris for Fashion Week she was robbed at gunpoint and the thieves stole $10 million worth of jewelry. First of all, that’s terrible. Though the Internet is already freaking out that this whole robbery thing might be a conspiracy, no one deserves to be traumatized like that. But also, ten million dollars? That’s a lot of one dollar tacos.
Do you remember where you were when the crime of the century occurred? What were your Kim Kardashian robbery thoughts? Are you an edgy bro who was pumped that something bad happened to a person who’s more of a concept? Or did you make sure that everyone on your Twitter feed knew that Kim K. is a mother/sister/daughter/emoji designer? How you felt about Kim Kardashian's robbery says more about you than you might think.
No one can control their thoughts, and more often than not terrible things go through everybody's head. So what were the horrible things you thought when you heard Kim Kardashian was robbed? There’s nothing good about Kim Kardashian being robbed. It’s a sad and frightening story that could have ended up being much worse than it did, so vote up the things you actually thought when you heard the single biggest news story of 2016.
Who Travels with $10 Million in Jewelry?
This Was Definitely an Inside Job
Thank Goodness North and Saint West Weren't There
At Least Nobody Was Hurt
Doesn't She Have Personal Security?
Why Was She Alone in a Mansion During Fashion Week?
At Least This Happened in Inspector Clouseau's Jurisdiction
Worse Things Have Happened to Better People
This Never Would Have Happened to Beyonce
T-Minus 10 Seconds Until the Next Kanye Twitter Meltdown
This Is a Legit Nightmare
Why Couldn't It Have Been Paris Hilton?
Where Was Taylor Swift When This Went Down?
How Do We Know This Wasn't an Elaborate Plan to Get Kanye Out His Show at the Meadows?
No Emoji Is Powerful Enough to Express the Depths of My Sorrow
This Is Going to Be an Amazing Episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians
This Has Amber Rose Written All Over It
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