Kardashian Family Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?  

Jacob Shelton
17.8k votes 2k voters 25.2k views 26 items

List Rules Vote up the things you actually thought when you heard the single biggest news story of 2016.

Look to your left and tell the person you see that you love them, because you're about to hear some seriously bad news. While Kim Kardashian was visiting Paris for Fashion Week she was robbed at gunpoint and the thieves stole $10 million worth of jewelry. First of all, that’s terrible. Though the Internet is already freaking out that this whole robbery thing might be a conspiracy, no one deserves to be traumatized like that. But also, ten million dollars? That’s a lot of one dollar tacos.

Do you remember where you were when the crime of the century occurred? What were your Kim Kardashian robbery thoughts? Are you an edgy bro who was pumped that something bad happened to a person who’s more of a concept? Or did you make sure that everyone on your Twitter feed knew that Kim K. is a mother/sister/daughter/emoji designer? How you felt about Kim Kardashian's robbery says more about you than you might think.

No one can control their thoughts, and more often than not terrible things go through everybody's head. So what were the horrible things you thought when you heard Kim Kardashian was robbed? There’s nothing good about Kim Kardashian being robbed. It’s a sad and frightening story that could have ended up being much worse than it did, so vote up the things you actually thought when you heard the single biggest news story of 2016. 

list ordered by
1
1,156 184
Who Travels with $10 Million i... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
Who Travels with $10 Million in Jewelry?
2
948 140
Doesn't She Have Personal Secu... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
Doesn't She Have Personal Security?
3
896 230
Worse Things Have Happened to ... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
Worse Things Have Happened to Better People
4
775 223
This Was Definitely an Inside ... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
This Was Definitely an Inside Job
5
680 199
Thank Goodness North and Saint... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
Thank Goodness North and Saint West Weren't There
6
672 236
T-Minus 10 Seconds Until the N... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
T-Minus 10 Seconds Until the Next Kanye Twitter Meltdown
7
634 223
At Least Nobody Was Hurt is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
At Least Nobody Was Hurt
8
534 218
Why Was She Alone in a Mansion... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
Why Was She Alone in a Mansion During Fashion Week?
9
544 360
Good is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
Good
10
377 279
How Do We Know This Wasn't... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
How Do We Know This Wasn't an Elaborate Plan to Get Kanye Out His Show at the Meadows?
11
363 318
This Is Going to Be an Amazing... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
This Is Going to Be an Amazing Episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians
12
349 347
This Never Would Have Happened... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
This Never Would Have Happened to Beyonce
13
264 370
Kim Is Now Officially More Gan... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
Kim Is Now Officially More Gangster than Kanye
14
212 341
Don't Look at Twitter. Don't L... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
Don't Look at Twitter. Don't Look at Twitter. Don't Look at Twitter.
15
190 326
At Least This Happened in Insp... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
At Least This Happened in Inspector Clouseau's Jurisdiction
16
174 329
This Is a Legit Nightmare is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
This Is a Legit Nightmare
17
201 388
Why Couldn't It Have Been ... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
Why Couldn't It Have Been Paris Hilton?
18
188 374
Where Was Taylor Swift When Th... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
Where Was Taylor Swift When This Went Down?
19
138 303
Break the Internet? Don't You ... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
Break the Internet? Don't You Mean Breaking and Entering?
20
164 366
Jewel Heists Are So Hot Right ... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
Jewel Heists Are So Hot Right Now
21
158 369
No Emoji Is Powerful Enough to... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
No Emoji Is Powerful Enough to Express the Depths of My Sorrow
22
146 373
This Has Amber Rose Written Al... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
This Has Amber Rose Written All Over It
23
87 299
More Like "Robberies in P... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
More Like "Robberies in Paris"
24
79 340
No One Tell Donald Trump About... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
No One Tell Donald Trump About This
25
69 325
Edgy Internet's Christmas ... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?
Edgy Internet's Christmas Came Early This Year