The Best Knock Knock Jokes

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Vote up your favorite hilarious knock knock joke

Knock knock jokes are a mysterious art form, everyone has one up on their sleeve, but that doesn’t make them all good. For better or for worse, knock knock jokes are the first kinds of jokes that most learn to tell, and most use them to annoy their families until they figure out a better way to be funny. Despite their bad reputation among the comedy community, nothing is better than a well thought out knock knock joke. Haiku like, good knock knock jokes don’t come along often, and they’re almost impossible to craft. But if you have a way with words, and a childlike sense of humor, then the world of the knock knock joke is yours for the taking. This is a list of the best knock knock jokes. 

If you don’t consider yourself the kind of person who likes a good knock knock joke, then prepare to have your mind changed in just a few short minutes. The super funny knock knock jokes on this list aren’t your every day run of the mill knock knock joke. They were created in a funny factory by leading joke scientists who live and breathe military grade comedy. Vote on the funniest knock knock joke!

Most importantly, enjoy these hilarious knock knock jokes!


  • 1
    434 VOTES

    Knock Knock, Who's There?

    Oink Oink!
    Oink Oink Who?
    Make Up Your Mind...Are You A Pig Or An Owl? 

  • 2
    552 VOTES

    Knock Knock, Who's There?

    Spell who?
    W H O 
  • 3
    448 VOTES

    Knock Knock, Who's There?

    Yah who?
    No Thanks, I use Google. 

  • 4
    237 VOTES

    Knock Knock, Who's There?

    Baby Owl.
    Baby Owl who?
    Baby Owl see you later.