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Jack Napier
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One of my favorite memories of childhood was going down to the candy shop with my grandfather and buying handfuls of Laffy Taffy. As much as I liked the sugary goodness contained in the wrapper (my favorite flavor was banana, duh) my favorite part about opening a new piece of the Wonka goodness was learning a new cheesy joke to entertain our friends. As silly as it sounds, Laffy Taffy may have had a giant impact on my childhood, and especially my sense of humor. I hope you enjoy this hilarious list of the best Laffy Taffy jokes as much as I do.

Out of all the candies that featured jokes or little stories (Bazooka Joe, Carambar, etc.) Laffy Taffy trafficked in the funniest jokes and most quality treats. I dare anyone to find a joke based candy that could even hold a candle to Laffy Taffy. As dumb as the one liners on this list of the funniest Laffy Taffy jokes are, I absolutely love them. Maybe it’s because I never really grew up, or maybe I'm just easy to please. Whatever the reason, I think you’ll like these laugh out loud Laffy Taffy jokes as much as I do, and you might even develop a bit of a sweet tooth after reading through them. Your funny bone, and your dentist will thank us.

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Why Is A Bad Joke Like A Bad Pencil?


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Because it has no point.
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What Do You Get When You Have A Cat That Eats Lemons?


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A sour puss
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Why Do Hamburgers Fly South For The Winter?


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So they don't freeze their buns!
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How Do You Get A Baby Alien To Sleep?


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You rocket.
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