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Laffy Taffy Jokes 

Jack Napier
Updated October 13, 2018 36.2k votes 12.6k voters 652.8k views 25 items

List Rules Vote up any Laffy Taffy joke that actually makes you LOL

One of the younger generation's favorite childhood memories was going down to the candy shop and buying handfuls of Laffy Taffy. As much as we liked the sugary goodness contained in the wrapper, the most memorable part about opening a new piece of the Wonka goodness was learning a new cheesy joke to entertain friends. As silly as it sounds, Laffy Taffy may have had a giant impact on your childhood and sense of humor!

Out of all the candies that featured jokes or little stories (Bazooka Joe, Carambar, etc.) Laffy Taffy trafficked in the funniest jokes and most quality treats. I dare anyone to find a joke based candy that could even hold a candle to Laffy Taffy. Whatever the reason, I think you’ll like these laugh out loud Laffy Taffy jokes as much as I do, and you might even develop a bit of a sweet tooth after reading through them. Your funny bone will hurt, and your dentist will thank you for it.

Vote on your favorite Laffy Taffy joke, and after you are finished, head on over and vote on the best jokes for teens!

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Why Is A Bad Joke Like A Bad Pencil?
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Because it has no point.
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How Do You Get A Baby Alien To Sleep?
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You rocket.
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Why Do Hamburgers Fly South For The Winter?
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So they don't freeze their buns!
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What Do You Get When You Have A Cat That Eats Lemons?
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A sour puss
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