A holiday is defined as: a day of festivity or recreation when no work is done. Holidays are a time of joy, of celebration, of uniting friends and family together for a common purpose. They're also a great excuse to take off work, to let your hair down, or to go shopping. Holidays are awesome. But the holidays on this list took things too far. These are the lamest, most pointless holidays, created for no good reason.
How do you mess up holidays? What do you have to do to make a thing that should be nothing but positive seem ridiculous? Ask the people who invented the dumb holidays on this list. From "Petroleum Day" to whatever "Take It in the Ear Day" is, these silly holidays exist, no matter how silly they might be.
Vote up the holidays you think are the lamest on the list below and don't forget to set a calendar reminder for December 18th. How else will you remember it's National Roast Suckling Pig Day?
Blame Someone Else Day January 13th
Festival of Sleep Day January 3rd
International Picnic Day June 18th
Talk Like a Pirate Day September 19th
International Polar Bear Day February 27th
Flag Day June 14th
Peanut Butter Lover's Day March 1st
National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day November 15th
National Dress Up Your Pet Day January 14th
Increase Your Psychic Powers Day October 31st
Groundhog Day February 2nd
National Pumpkin Pie Day December 25th
Museum Comes to Life Day June 24th
National Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk Day February 11th