Holidays The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays  

Coy Jandreau
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A holiday is defined as: a day of festivity or recreation when no work is done. Holidays are a time of joy, of celebration, of uniting friends and family together for a common purpose. They're also a great excuse to take off work, to let your hair down, or to go shopping. Holidays are awesome. But the holidays on this list took things too far. These are the lamest, most pointless holidays, created for no good reason.

How do you mess up holidays? What do you have to do to make a thing that should be nothing but positive seem ridiculous? Ask the people who invented the dumb holidays on this list. From "Petroleum Day" to "Talk Like A Pirate Day" to whatever "Take It in the Ear Day" is, these silly holidays exist, no matter how silly they might be.

Vote up the holidays you think are the lamest on the list below and don't forget to set a calendar reminder for December 18th. How else will you remember it's National Roast Suckling Pig Day?

list ordered by

1
368 177
Blame Someone Else Day is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Blame Someone Else Day
January 13th

2
334 187
Festival of Sleep Day is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Festival of Sleep Day
January 3rd

3
213 173
National Dress Up Your Pet Day is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
National Dress Up Your Pet Day
January 14th

4
205 166
Increase Your Psychic Powers D... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Increase Your Psychic Powers Day
October 31st

5
258 219
Talk Like a Pirate Day is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Talk Like a Pirate Day
September 19th

6
179 141
International Polar Bear Day is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
International Polar Bear Day
February 27th

7
213 175
Flag Day is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Flag Day
June 14th

8
198 161
Peanut Butter Lover's Day is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Peanut Butter Lover's Day
March 1st

9
202 165
International Picnic Day is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
International Picnic Day
June 18th

10
208 174
National Clean Out Your Refrig... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day
November 15th

11
172 139
National Pumpkin Pie Day is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
National Pumpkin Pie Day
December 25th

12
187 156
Groundhog Day is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Groundhog Day
February 2nd

13
189 159
National Step in a Puddle Day is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
National Step in a Puddle Day
January 11th

14
197 169
National Don't Cry Over Sp... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
National Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk Day
February 11th

15
177 162
Humiliation Day is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Humiliation Day
January 4th

16
162 148
Museum Comes to Life Day is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Museum Comes to Life Day
June 24th

17
162 154
National Answer Your Cat's... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
National Answer Your Cat's Question Day
January 22nd

18
140 135
Have a Bad Day Day is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Have a Bad Day Day
November 19

19
153 151
Peculiar People Day is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Peculiar People Day
January 10th

20
153 157
Sweetest Day is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Sweetest Day
October 18th

21
144 148
National Whiner's Day is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
National Whiner's Day
December 26h

22
128 131
Old Rock Day is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Old Rock Day
January 7th

23
153 162
Columbus Day is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Columbus Day
October 13th

24
140 150
Wiggle Your Toes Day is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Wiggle Your Toes Day
August 6th

25
122 132
National Boss Day is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
National Boss Day
October 16th