popular opinion The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays  

Coy Jandreau
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A holiday is defined as: a day of festivity or recreation when no work is done. Holidays are a time of joy, of celebration, of uniting friends and family together for a common purpose. They're also a great excuse to take off work, to let your hair down, or to go shopping. Holidays are awesome. But the holidays on this list took things too far. These are the lamest, most pointless holidays, created for no good reason.

How do you mess up holidays? What do you have to do to make a thing that should be nothing but positive seem ridiculous? Ask the people who invented the dumb holidays on this list. From "Petroleum Day" to whatever "Take It in the Ear Day" is, these silly holidays exist, no matter how silly they might be.

Vote up the holidays you think are the lamest on the list below and don't forget to set a calendar reminder for December 18th. How else will you remember it's National Roast Suckling Pig Day?
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Blame Someone Else Day is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Blame Someone Else Day January 13th

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243 147
Festival of Sleep Day is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Festival of Sleep Day January 3rd

3
197 152
Talk Like a Pirate Day is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Talk Like a Pirate Day September 19th

4
155 118
International Picnic Day is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
International Picnic Day June 18th

5
154 121
Flag Day is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Flag Day June 14th

6
144 113
Peanut Butter Lover's Day is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Peanut Butter Lover's Day March 1st

7
123 95
International Polar Bear Day is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
International Polar Bear Day February 27th

8
148 128
National Dress Up Your Pet Day is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
National Dress Up Your Pet Day January 14th

9
137 121
Increase Your Psychic Powers D... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Increase Your Psychic Powers Day October 31st

10
148 135
National Clean Out Your Refrig... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day November 15th

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121 107
National Pumpkin Pie Day is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
National Pumpkin Pie Day December 25th

12
119 109
Groundhog Day is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Groundhog Day February 2nd

13
106 99
Columbus Day is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Columbus Day October 13th

14
114 109
Museum Comes to Life Day is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Museum Comes to Life Day June 24th

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136 134
National Don't Cry Over Sp... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
National Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk Day February 11th

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124 123
National Step in a Puddle Day is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
National Step in a Puddle Day January 11th

17
115 121
Sweetest Day is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Sweetest Day October 18th

18
117 129
Humiliation Day is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Humiliation Day January 4th

19
87 97
Ferris Wheel Day is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Ferris Wheel Day February 14th

20
106 121
Peculiar People Day is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Peculiar People Day January 10th

21
81 91
National Juggling Day is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
National Juggling Day The Saturday closest to June 17th

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87 99
National Boss Day is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
National Boss Day October 16th

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101 118
National Whiner's Day is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
National Whiner's Day December 26h

24
86 103
Old Rock Day is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Old Rock Day January 7th

25
102 124
National Answer Your Cat's... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
National Answer Your Cat's Question Day January 22nd

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83 101
Child Labor Day is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Child Labor Day January 31st

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101 128
Wiggle Your Toes Day is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Wiggle Your Toes Day August 6th

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82 103
Hoodie Hoo Day is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Hoodie Hoo Day February 20th

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83 107
Have a Bad Day Day is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Have a Bad Day Day November 19

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78 103
Use Even If Seal Is Broken Day is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Use Even If Seal Is Broken Day November 24th

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93 125
Man Watcher's Day is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Man Watcher's Day January 8th

32
65 89
Eskimo Pie Day is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Eskimo Pie Day January 24th

33
70 96
Champion Crab Races Day is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Champion Crab Races Day February 17th

34
72 99
Play God Day is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Play God Day January 9th

35
91 127
Kazoo Day is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Kazoo Day January 28th

36
79 111
Take It in the Ear Day is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Take It in the Ear Day December 8th

37
63 90
International Juggler's Da... is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
International Juggler's Day April 18th

38
76 109
Festival of Enormous Changes a... is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Festival of Enormous Changes at the Last Minute Day December 30th

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61 88
Blessing of the Animals at the... is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Blessing of the Animals at the Cathedral Day January 17th

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79 114
Toothache Day is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Toothache Day February 9th

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60 89
Clergy Appreciation Day is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Clergy Appreciation Day October 12th

42
60 90
Bird Day is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Bird Day January 5th

43
72 110
Petroleum Day is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Petroleum Day August 27th

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56 89
Marooned Without a Compass Day is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Marooned Without a Compass Day November 6th

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55 88
Bean Day is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Bean Day January 6th

46
57 95
National Roast Suckling Pig Da... is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
National Roast Suckling Pig Day December 18th

47
52 88
National Gazpacho Day is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
National Gazpacho Day December 6th

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50 91
National Plum Pudding Day is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
National Plum Pudding Day February 12th

49
44 88
National Date-Nut Bread Day is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
National Date-Nut Bread Day December 22nd

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40 92
Casimir Pulaski Day is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Absolute Lamest (Real) Holidays
Casimir Pulaski Day March 2nd