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The Most Pointlessly Large Roadside Attractions in the U.S.

Updated June 14, 2019 3k votes 227 voters 23.9k views33 items

Before you fill up your tank and head out on Route 66, read this list of the most pointlessly large roadside attractions in the United States. A few years ago, it might have been fun to visit one of the weird roadside attractions. That was back when we didn’t mind wasting time on the world’s largest cedar bucket. Now we’re busy adults and stopping to look at a birdcage (or whatever) that’s proportionately larger than every other birdcage in the world just seems like a waste of time. Maybe even the World’s Biggest Waste of Time!

But everyone isn’t like us, and some communities make pretty good bank off their giant tourist attractions. Apparently people will drive to see the world’s largest bowling pin. Who knew?

Maybe we’re looking at this unnecessarily big roadside attractions all wrong, and there is some inherent wow factor in seeing a big pecan. Some hold world records, after all. If you’re screaming at your computer right now and saying, “YES! YES THERE IS, YOU DUMMY!” then you are going to absolutely love this list. You’ll want to study it and plan a road trip around it. If that’s the case, get your notebook out and start digging into this list of pointlessly large roadside attractions in America.

Vote up the most pointless of all the pointlessly large roadside attractions. And if you’ve been to any of these giant tourist traps, tell us about your experience in the comments. We’re especially curious about that gavel.
  • 5. World's Largest Wind Chime

    Photo: drewtarvin / flickr / CC-BY 2.0
    Casey, Illinois is the home of the world's largest wind chime. No word yet on whether or not it's hanging on the patio of the world's largest grandma.
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  • 6. World's Largest Roller Skate

    Photo: Pinterest
    Skip the trip to Washington DC. That place is a bucket of dishwater compared to Warrenton, Virginia, home of the world's largest roller skate. Yes, roller skate. There's only the one.
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  • 7. World's Largest King Kong

    Photo: I like / flickr / CC-BY-NC-ND 2.0
    We don't know what to think about this giant King Kong in Beaver, Arkansas. Is it pointless? Yes. Do we really wish we could live in an apartment inside King Kong's head? Of course. 
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  • 8. World's Largest Fire Hydrant

    Photo: That Geek DouG / flickr / CC-BY-NC 2.0
    Would someone from Columbia, South Carolina mind explaining to us why the world's largest fire hydrant looks like a neo-futurist rocket ship? And why didn't you guys just build a neo-futurist rocket ship instead?
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