I Can See You
Mercedes: "Would you like to kiss me?"
Larry: (dances wildly in front of Mercedes’ closed door, making goofy poses)
Mercedes: (through the door) "You are so cute - I can see you!"
Mercedes: (mixing a strong frozen drink) "Mmmmm...brain freeze!"Poor Mercedes. She’s really at the end of her teaching rope. She’s now enjoying a nice, frozen, adult beverage before an 8 a.m. class?!
Employee of the Month Day
PA Announcer: (mumbles)
Trainee Wong: "What'd they say?"
Larry: "You have to listen twice."
PA Announcer: (more mumbles)
Trainee Wong: "Larry Crowne to the common break area? It's employee of the month day! How many will this be?"
Larry: "Aw, I'm not saying...(holds up fingers and whispers)...nine!"