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15 Last Words That Sound Made Up But Aren't

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Vote up the historical last words that seem so apt, so eloquent, they might have been fictional.

Last words are a tricky business. Many famous ones have been misquoted, misattributed, distorted by rumor, or just plain made up. Even the most well-attested final utterances are ultimately dependent on the fallible memories of eyewitnesses, except in those rare cases where actual recorded audio and video survive.

All those caveats aside, there have been some reliably-reported cases in history when men and women in their last moments truly rose to the occasion, saying something so memorable that if we had read it in a novel or seen it in a movie, we might have considered it unrealistic. Here are a few such examples.

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  • In the final moments of Betty White's life, the actress, animal advocate, and social activist said just one word - "Allen."

    Allen was the name of her husband, Allen Ludden, who passed away from cancer in 1981. White's marriage to the Password game show host was her third and, according to White

    I made two mistakes before Allen, but the love of your life doesn’t come along in every life, so I am very grateful that I found him.

    White's assistant relayed her final words to White's former co-stars, Carol Burnett and Vicki Lawrence, but it was White's friend and agent, Jeff Witjas who offered these thoughts about her passing:

    I don't think Betty ever feared passing because she always wanted to be with her most beloved husband Allen Ludden. She believed she would be with him again.

     

  • James K. Polk: 'I love you, Sarah. For all eternity, I love you.'
    Photo: Mathew B. Brady / Wikimedia Commons / Public Domain

    James K. Polk, the 11th President of the United States, fell ill and passed away only three months after leaving office in 1849.

    Polk's wife Sarah was at his bedside, and his extremely romantic last words have come down to us.

  • Lepa Radić: 'Do not surrender to the evildoers! I will be killed, but there are those who will avenge me!'
    Photo: Danilo Gagović / Wikimedia Commons / Public domain

    Yugoslavian partisan Lepa Radic was all of 17 years old when Germans hanged her for insurrectionist activities in WWII. Moments before the hanging, she was offered a chance for survival if she would reveal the identities of her comrades.

    She refused, saying that her comrades would reveal themselves when they came to avenge her. Then, as the noose was placed around her neck, she defiantly shouted:

    Long live the Communist Party, and partisans! Fight, people, for your freedom! Do not surrender to the evildoers! I will be killed, but there are those who will avenge me!

  • Edmund Gwenn: '[Dying is] not nearly as difficult as playing comedy.'
    Photo: Miracle on 34th Street / 20th Century Fox

    The last words of British actor Edmund Gwenn, best remembered for playing Kris Kringle in Miracle on 34th Street, have been condensed over time into "Dying is easy. Comedy is hard."

    However, the longer original form does appear to be reasonably well-attested:

    One day [Miracle director George] Seaton, coming into the room and looking down at his game old friend, felt a sudden surge of compassion.

    “All this must be terribly difficult for you, Teddy,” he said sympathetically.

    Gwenn didn’t buy that sympathy. A smile touched his lips.

    “Not nearly as difficult as playing comedy,” he answered cheerfully.

    They were his words of exit. His head turned on the pillow. He was dead. Up to his last breath and in spite of great physical suffering, Gwenn had actually lived the gentle whimsicality on which his career was based.