“What is Latvian joke?” You might be asking, hoping you’re not speaking to politburo. Latvian jokes are short examinations aimed at poking fun at the every day life of farmers and townsfolk living in a country that’s still suffering from Soviet era isolationism. Also they’re really funny. The best Latvian jokes are able to espouse the concept that living in a freezing, war torn country with very little food is basically a nightmare, and they also make all of that funny. Short Latvian jokes usually work in a reference to a potato, a rock, and the ever present politburo before ending the joke with a killer punch line. Literally, someone usually dies at the end of the funniest Latvian jokes. If you’re still not sure what Latvian jokes are, read this list of the funniest Latvian jokes while you dream about potato.This Latvian joke list is only the tip of the iceberg when it comes to Latvian jokes. After all, much of life in Latvia is a joke. Except it’s not funny and very cold. If after reading this list you decide to craft the best Lativian joke known to Eastern Europe, send it in and we’ll send you a potato for your hard work. Although, word to the wise, don’t run any of these jokes by your Latvian friends (if you have any), they might not think they’re as funny as everyone else does. Vote on your favorite Latvian joke, hopefully is actually not rock.
Secret Police then take potatoes away.Farmer wake up and think “Of course just dream. Son is dead.”
Next day potatoes rain from sky!All town dead by potato to head.
Other see impossible dream.
Is same cloud.
Can only take two across river at one time.
If leave dog with potatoes or corpse, dog eat them. Is very sad.
Also is not good boat.
Comedian squint into darkness to see crowd. There no crowd. All die from malnourish.
"Is potato man, I come around to give away free potato."
Man is very excite and open door.
Is not potato man, is secret police.
"More bread for me," man think.
Bread have worm.
Weather is bad.
Latvian are cold.
Father say, “I send you America.”
Daughter is thank father. Make tears of happy. Father use to salt potato.
Father think moment, say, “Daughter, I no send you America.”
Potato needed more salt.
Please open door. Is cold.
One say, “For wodka, I give you daughter.”
Friend say OK. Deal is struck.But he is surprise! She deformed by malnutrition.
"Politburo, why iz when time was hard and no potato, there were only one set of footprintz? Why is abandon, Politburo?"
Politburo iz say:
"Latvia, Politburo is no abandon, that were Politburo seizing potato for taxing purpose and gulaging family."
you give potatos to friend
everybody eat potato
except one is rot potato
whoever eat is die
except every potato is rot potato
except no even rot potato in latvia
politburo is beat for try to have fun
such is life
Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."