Lawyers are allegedly the worst. They’re mainly (not really) only necessary as the butt of a good joke. Speaking of which, this is a list of the funniest lawyer jokes ever. The puns, one liners, and foibles on this list not only serve as a trenchant critique of the bar association as a whole, but they’re also super funny. So prepare your depositions and place your right hand on the holy book of your choice, because you’re going to laugh about lawyers like you’ve never laughed before after reading this list of lawyer one liners.
Inside you’ll find a joke about lawyers for every occasion. Whether you’re attending a party full of the lawyers or if your best friend just got out of a tough court case, we have the joke for you. And don’t worry future lawyers, you can laugh at these jokes too. After all, when you’re elbow deep in cash from all the ambulance chasing you do, you won’t care what anyone says about you.Vote on what you think is the funniest lawyer joke!
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