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Katie Mach
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List Rules Any alcoholic beverage that you used to drink in your younger years because you thought it tasted good. . . but actually, yuck.

A young adult's first encounter with alcoholic beverages comes with a painful realization: alcohol doesn't taste very good. We all remember discovering our genius tricks for getting drunk on something sweet - and we all remember learning that they weren't so genius after all. Most teens drinks were actually pretty gross. From fortified wines to cream liqueurs, our collective hangovers have spoken: bad, bad idea. And now, we realize the ironic truth, that these drinks were the disgusting ones all along.

This list includes some of the biggest alcohol mistakes young people, especially underage teenagers, can make as they try to figure out drinking. Vote for the grossest drinks you'll never touch again, and add whatever we've missed! Be sure to be as specific as possible.

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Everything You Could Find Mixe... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Everything You Could Find Mixed Together Smirnoff, peach schnapps, Mountain Dew. Perfect.

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3,219 1,859
MD 20/20 is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
MD 20/20 The telltale signs that someone has been drinking MD 20/20: their mouths are bright blue, and they are running around, screaming, trying to find something to smash.

3
3,264 2,021
Smirnoff Ice is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Smirnoff Ice In commercials, trendy adults at music festivals drink Smirnoff Ice. In reality, teenage girls fall asleep in a bathtub after drinking Smirnoff Ice.

4
2,995 1,853
Flavored Vodka is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Flavored Vodka Marshmallows and whipped cream are great on hot chocolate, not great with vodka.

5
3,277 2,095
Jägermeister is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Jägermeister Bonus if you paired this with Red Bull for Jäger bombs. 

6
3,060 1,967
Malibu Rum is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Malibu Rum The liquor of choice for all high schoolers.

7
1,291 786
Boones is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
JenniferGarnick added Boones

8
2,695 1,788
Schnapps is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Schnapps No matter what flavor. Always regrettable.

9
2,707 1,834
Southern Comfort is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Southern Comfort Whatever this is, it's not whiskey.

10
2,407 1,624
Everclear is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Everclear Hopefully, Everclear and punch at the high school prom is everyone's last experience with this grain alcohol.

11
2,859 1,952
Fireball is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Fireball Fireball is regrettable as soon as you feel it burning through your insides.

12
1,162 754
Bud Light is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
LaphaetonZ added Bud Light

13
2,839 1,977
Captain Morgan is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Captain Morgan You know it's good when you can drink it straight from the bottle. Arrrrr! 

14
2,244 1,593
40 oz. is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
40 oz. You should look at 40 oz. malt liquor and just know that it's an awful idea.

15
2,280 1,684
Goldschläger is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Goldschläger The gold flakes mean you're fancy

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903 658
Keystone Light is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
LaphaetonZ added Keystone Light

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849 625
Bacardi 151 is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
LaphaetonZ added Bacardi 151

18
816 623
Jose Cuervo is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
LaphaetonZ added Jose Cuervo

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1,948 1,660
Natural Ice is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Natural Ice But it'll always be Natty to you

20
1,339 1,196
Hypnotiq is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Hypnotiq The Q is a bad sign.

21
1,970 1,789
Bailey's Irish Cream is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Bailey's Irish Cream Alcohol that tastes like candy is something that you quickly learn is a bad thing.

22
722 632
Budweiser is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
LaphaetonZ added Budweiser

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643 559
Bacardi is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
LaphaetonZ added Bacardi

24
660 585
Pabst Blue Ribbon is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Stacy Huddle added Pabst Blue Ribbon

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1,265 1,176
Zima is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
chrystal-thompson-pippin added Zima

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748 680
Coors Light is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
LaphaetonZ added Coors Light

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1,903 1,833
Four Loko is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Four Loko Four Loko used to be an alcoholic energy drink, until somebody pointed out the fact that that is the worst combination imaginable and the energy drink component was discontinued. Thankfully, Four Loko hasn't compromised quality, ...

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1,627 1,687
Moscato is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Moscato It's wine that tastes like soda! It's wine that gives you a hangover more unbearable than Hell itself!

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711 716
Jack Daniel's is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
LaphaetonZ added Jack Daniel's

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1,489 1,634
Lime-A-Rita is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Lime-A-Rita It mostly just tastes like battery acid.

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1,418 1,566
Aftershock is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Aftershock It was never quite clear if it was supposed to burn like that. 

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493 532
Miller Milwaukee's Best is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
LaphaetonZ added Miller Milwaukee's Best

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1,286 1,568
Tequila Rose is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Tequila Rose It looks a lot like Pepto Bismol, which you will coincidentally need the morning after.

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1,211 1,497
Bacardi Breezer is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Bacardi Breezer For people who prefer juice, but want to get drunk

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472 569
Kahlúa is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
LaphaetonZ added Kahlúa

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533 688
Bartyles & James is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Inger Lund Carter added Bartyles & James

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81 90
Taaka Vodka is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Brigette Noël Green added Taaka Vodka

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80 92
Schaefer Beer is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
zxray added Schaefer Beer

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81 103
Hamm's Beer is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
zxray added Hamm's Beer

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106 140
Sambuca is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Michael Garrett added Sambuca

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60 86
High Falls Brewing Co. Genesee... is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better

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268 408
Thunderbird is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Stacy Huddle added Thunderbird

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4 8
Mickey's Big Mouth is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
C_Moorehead added Mickey's Big Mouth

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5 12
Coors Original is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
C_Moorehead added Coors Original

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258 447
Purple Passion is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
liplip added Purple Passion

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291 517
Hooch is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
alicekyteler added Hooch

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38 82
Little Kings Original Cream Al... is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
zxray added Little Kings Original Cream Ale

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364 652
Cisco (liquid Crack) is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
amanda-snyder added Cisco (liquid Crack)

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198 382
Night Train is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
William E Bogar added Night Train

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47 125
Passion Pop is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Jessica Weller added Passion Pop