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Katie Mach
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List Rules Any alcoholic beverage that you used to drink in your younger years because you thought it tasted good. . . but actually, yuck.

A young adult's first encounter with alcoholic beverages comes with a painful realization: alcohol doesn't taste very good. We all remember discovering our genius tricks for getting drunk on something sweet - and we all remember learning that they weren't so genius after all. Most teens drinks were actually pretty gross. From fortified wines to cream liqueurs, our collective hangovers have spoken: bad, bad idea. And now, we realize the ironic truth, that these drinks were the disgusting ones all along.

This list includes some of the biggest alcohol mistakes young people, especially underage teenagers, can make as they try to figure out drinking. Vote for the grossest drinks you'll never touch again, and add whatever we've missed! Be sure to be as specific as possible.

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2,896 1,628
Everything You Could Find Mixe... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Everything You Could Find Mixed Together Smirnoff, peach schnapps, Mountain Dew. Perfect.

2
3,239 1,872
MD 20/20 is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
MD 20/20 The telltale signs that someone has been drinking MD 20/20: their mouths are bright blue, and they are running around, screaming, trying to find something to smash.

3
3,282 2,034
Smirnoff Ice is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Smirnoff Ice In commercials, trendy adults at music festivals drink Smirnoff Ice. In reality, teenage girls fall asleep in a bathtub after drinking Smirnoff Ice.

4
3,014 1,865
Flavored Vodka is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Flavored Vodka Marshmallows and whipped cream are great on hot chocolate, not great with vodka.

5
3,299 2,109
Jägermeister is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Jägermeister Bonus if you paired this with Red Bull for Jäger bombs. 

6
1,320 792
Boones is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
JenniferGarnick added Boones

7
3,077 1,976
Malibu Rum is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Malibu Rum The liquor of choice for all high schoolers.

8
2,708 1,799
Schnapps is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Schnapps No matter what flavor. Always regrettable.

9
2,880 1,956
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Fireball Fireball is regrettable as soon as you feel it burning through your insides.

10
2,425 1,635
Everclear is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Everclear Hopefully, Everclear and punch at the high school prom is everyone's last experience with this grain alcohol.

11
2,721 1,847
Southern Comfort is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Southern Comfort Whatever this is, it's not whiskey.

12
1,181 765
Bud Light is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
LaphaetonZ added Bud Light

13
2,858 1,985
Captain Morgan is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Captain Morgan You know it's good when you can drink it straight from the bottle. Arrrrr! 

14
2,254 1,607
40 oz. is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
40 oz. You should look at 40 oz. malt liquor and just know that it's an awful idea.

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2,298 1,689
Goldschläger is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Goldschläger The gold flakes mean you're fancy

16
911 668
Keystone Light is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
LaphaetonZ added Keystone Light

17
864 630
Bacardi 151 is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
LaphaetonZ added Bacardi 151

18
830 628
Jose Cuervo is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
LaphaetonZ added Jose Cuervo

19
1,956 1,668
Natural Ice is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Natural Ice But it'll always be Natty to you

20
1,983 1,796
Bailey's Irish Cream is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Bailey's Irish Cream Alcohol that tastes like candy is something that you quickly learn is a bad thing.

21
1,344 1,204
Hypnotiq is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Hypnotiq The Q is a bad sign.

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22
732 639
Budweiser is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
LaphaetonZ added Budweiser

23
653 565
Bacardi is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
LaphaetonZ added Bacardi

24
669 592
Pabst Blue Ribbon is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Stacy Huddle added Pabst Blue Ribbon

25
1,276 1,186
Zima is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
chrystal-thompson-pippin added Zima

26
756 688
Coors Light is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
LaphaetonZ added Coors Light

27
1,917 1,838
Four Loko is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Four Loko Four Loko used to be an alcoholic energy drink, until somebody pointed out the fact that that is the worst combination imaginable and the energy drink component was discontinued. Thankfully, Four Loko hasn't compromised quality, ...

28
1,634 1,690
Moscato is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Moscato It's wine that tastes like soda! It's wine that gives you a hangover more unbearable than Hell itself!

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722 724
Jack Daniel's is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
LaphaetonZ added Jack Daniel's

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1,495 1,639
Lime-A-Rita is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Lime-A-Rita It mostly just tastes like battery acid.

31
1,426 1,572
Aftershock is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Aftershock It was never quite clear if it was supposed to burn like that. 

32
497 537
Miller Milwaukee's Best is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
LaphaetonZ added Miller Milwaukee's Best

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1,290 1,574
Tequila Rose is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Tequila Rose It looks a lot like Pepto Bismol, which you will coincidentally need the morning after.

34
480 574
Kahlúa is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
LaphaetonZ added Kahlúa

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1,217 1,506
Bacardi Breezer is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Bacardi Breezer For people who prefer juice, but want to get drunk

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536 693
Bartyles & James is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Inger Lund Carter added Bartyles & James

37
82 95
Taaka Vodka is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Brigette Noël Green added Taaka Vodka

38
81 98
Schaefer Beer is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
zxray added Schaefer Beer

39
110 146
Sambuca is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Michael Garrett added Sambuca

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81 109
Hamm's Beer is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
zxray added Hamm's Beer

41
61 90
High Falls Brewing Co. Genesee... is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better

42
271 413
Thunderbird is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Stacy Huddle added Thunderbird

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7 13
Mickey's Big Mouth is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
C_Moorehead added Mickey's Big Mouth

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10 19
Coors Original is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
C_Moorehead added Coors Original

45
263 450
Purple Passion is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
liplip added Purple Passion

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291 522
Hooch is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
alicekyteler added Hooch

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367 657
Cisco (liquid Crack) is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
amanda-snyder added Cisco (liquid Crack)

48
39 87
Little Kings Original Cream Al... is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
zxray added Little Kings Original Cream Ale

49
200 387
Night Train is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
William E Bogar added Night Train

50
798 1,577
Sparks is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Booze You Drank Before You Knew Any Better
Sparks Because the world needs more hyper underaged drinkers