In honor of St. Patrick's day, here's a list of 7 things any Irish-respecting person should know about leprechauns, their legends, and why the Irish know we're all wrong about them. Despite the movie of the same name, leprechauns are known mostly for bringing good luck and prosperity to those who run into them. Everyone loves the romantic notion of seeing the proverbial pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.What are some things you probably don't know about leprechauns? Take a look at this list and hopefully you'll learn a thing or two about these little fellas that you may not have known before. Then go have a Guinness, in honor of the Irish.
The Irish Find Them Offensive And It Is Probably Disney's Fault
Although we love leprechauns in America and quite often feature them in commercials, cartoons, horror movies and breakfast cereals, the Irish find them to be brute, bastardized versions of a Celtic legend ruined (like a lot of old, amazing stories) by Walt Disney.
A film called Darby O'Gill and The Little People received great critical reception after Walt Disney had the idea following a trip to Ireland, and it was seen as a great fantasy of Gaelic tall stories (pun intended).
Unfortunately, it reinvented the leprechaun and actually changed its colors in popular culture forever (see item 5 on this list). This movie has been attributed to part of what has forever connected the leprechaun to St. Patrick's Day, even though the creatures had absolutely nothing to do with the patron saint of Ireland or his esteemed day.
It's kind of like if they made Satan, or some random demon, part of Christmas just because they're part of Christian lore. Although fans of anagrams will say that it has happened.Speed up to the 01:55 mark for a singing, Disney-fied, really young Sean Connery... you're welcome, ladies.
They Are Trickster Deities
Arguably the most popular trickster deity in popular culture, the leprechaun rivals Norse trickster Loki in its mischief.
The first recorded reference to leprechauns appears in a medieval tale called The Adventure of Fergus, Son of Leti. In one of the stories, Fergus mac Leti, a King, ends up passing out on a beach and wakes up to find himself being dragged to sea by three "luchorpain". He then subdues his captors and they grant him three wishes in exchange for their freedom.
The entire existence of leprechauns is a cruel joke on humanity. A leprechaun's pot of gold is held at the end of a rainbow, a place that's literally impossible to reach because a rainbow is an optical effect that moves farther away the closer you get to it.
Since they are mythical descendants of gods that were fabled to have inhabited Ireland in a Pre-Christian period, they, along with their cousins the Clurichauns (see number 4 below), are the closest that Irish mythology comes to a trickster deity (in Christianity, it would be compared to a kind of demon).
They Are The Remnants of Awesome Super Powered Gods
The Tuatha Dé Danann are a race of Pre-Christian gods who, in later Christian periods, were revered as mortal kings and heroes. They hailed from the 4 northern ancient cities of Falias, Finias, Gorias and Murias, which is where they got their awesome superpowers.
They could accomplish awesome feats, like replacing severed arms with working, silver-plated arms (take THAT Star Wars and X-Men) and poison people with their eyes.
But when they ran into the Milesians (read: peaceful enemies), they tried to drown them because the Milesians were closing in on their turf. This didn't work, and the awesome, superpowered Tuatha Dé Danann were finally defeated.
After their defeat, the Milesians were supposed to divide the land between themselves and the awesome former-superheroes. So what they did, cleverly, was keep the above-ground part of the land and gave the Tuatha Dé Danann the underground.
Over time, leprechauns were seen popping up from secret, magical entrances to the underground world all over Ireland, said to be remnant ancestors of the Tuatha Dé Danann.
Leprechauns can, therefore, pop in and out of these magical entrances in the blink of an eye, and are said to be seen mostly at night... which might explain why the community in this classic viral video in Mobile, Alabama says that their local nocturnal leprechaun disappears when you shine a light on it.
They're just that quick.Speaking of nocturnal...
They Are The COOLER Of Two Small Irish Mythical Creatures
You know that friend you have that you hang out with all the time, but never bring to parties because he/she always gets a little too drunk and embarrasses you?
That's what the Clurichaun is to the leprechaun.
The Clurichaun, often considered the leprechaun's "cousin" and even confused with the leprechaun himself, is an Irish fairy who is said to be an alcoholic who finishes his daily work and then goes out and gets OBLITERATED on a nightly basis.
He's a nocturnal creature who is supposedly always drunk and often rides sheep and dogs for sport.If you treat a Clurichaun with the respect and courtesy he doesn't deserve, he will protect your wine cellar. If you don't, he'll royally screw up your wine and generally wreak havoc and chaos on your home and loved ones.