List Rules Vote up the tiny realizations and insights that change how you see things the most.
What if I told you a single sentence could completely change how you perceive something? Below are a handful of tiny revelations that will change your life - 30 of them, to be exact. Which ones are the most mind-blowing and paradigm-shifting? That's up to you to vote and decide. These facts will change how you view the world (for better or for worse), and at the very least, will force you to view something from a different angle. Ranging from anatomy, history, family, food, sports, school, money, pets, and procrastination, there's a little something for everyone. Looking for tiny, mind-expanding morsels of fascinating and interesting thoughts? Look no further than the life-changing revelations below!
There is a version of you re-created in the minds of everyone you've ever met. Via Chispy
On a clear day you can see about 4 miles into the horizon, but on a clear night you can see light years away. Via a_cool_username_
If you can't afford a condom, then you really can't afford NOT to have a condom. Via hillsfar.
My dog keeps bringing me the same toy. I wonder if that is his favorite toy, or if he thinks it is my favorite toy. Via HoIIabackatcha
Nightmares are so weird. Your brain is the author, viewer and cinema of a horror movie whose script is being written as you are viewing it. Via by instantpowdy
Your future self is watching you right now through memories. Via by Zwall_
In 5 years, we'll be closer to 2070 than we are to 1970. Via Goldin
My mom asked me how to screenshot on her iPhone. I laughed and then remembered she taught me how to use a spoon and a toilet. Via kfrgfrogatelli
Brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton. Via Brinner
The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf. Via by HansOlavLee
My debit card pays for things with past hours of my life, and my credit card pays with future hours of my life. Via makeitrayne
The only difference between "mostly sunny" and "partly cloudy" is my weatherman's outlook on life. Via motodriveby
Emojis are the closest we've come to a universal language. Via showersthinker
Almost every hand you've shaken has touched a penis. Via CCPearson
Mosquitoes are like dirty used needles that can fly. Via CosmosKing98
You can describe something as being indescribable. Via by DQFanix
Trying to get rich by playing the lottery is like trying to commit suicide by flying on commercial airlines. Via H3llShadow Chance of winning at a 6 out of 49 type of lottery = 1 in 13.980.000Chance of dying in a plane crash = 1 in 11.000.000
The worst part about food poisoning is that you paid for it. Via cosmosomsoc
Dog heaven and squirrel hell are the same place. Via txcowmobeeler
Teachers won't let you use Wikipedia, but they make you use 30-year-old textbooks. Via Tanner_Twaggs
If Jesus were born today, DNA tests would prove who the father was. Via mydogbuddha
If two people on opposite sides of the world each drop a piece of bread, the Earth briefly becomes a sandwich. Via nklotz