30 Realizations That Will Change Your Life in Some Small Way

What if I told you a single sentence could completely change how you perceive something? Below are a handful of tiny revelations that will change your life - 30 of them, to be exact. Which ones are the most mind-blowing and paradigm-shifting? That's up to you to vote and decide. These facts will change how you view the world (for better or for worse), and at the very least, will force you to view something from a different angle. Ranging from anatomy, history, family, food, sports, school, money, pets, and procrastination, there's a little something for everyone. Looking for tiny, mind-expanding morsels of fascinating and interesting thoughts? Look no further than the life-changing revelations below!

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4,042 581

There is a version of you re-created in the minds of everyone you've ever met. Via Chispy

2
4,197 622

On a clear day you can see about 4 miles into the horizon, but on a clear night you can see light years away.
Via a_cool_username_

3
3,534 680

My dog keeps bringing me the same toy. I wonder if that is his favorite toy, or if he thinks it is my favorite toy. Via HoIIabackatcha

6
3,456 781

Your future self is watching you right now through memories. Via by Zwall_

7
2,754 664

My mom asked me how to screenshot on her iPhone. I laughed and then remembered she taught me how to use a spoon and a toilet. Via kfrgfrogatelli

8
2,497 601

In 5 years, we'll be closer to 2070 than we are to 1970. Via Goldin

9
2,777 688

Brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton. Via Brinner

10
2,831 712

The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf. Via by HansOlavLee

11
2,854 726

My debit card pays for things with past hours of my life, and my credit card pays with future hours of my life. Via makeitrayne

12
2,434 618

The only difference between "mostly sunny" and "partly cloudy" is my weatherman's outlook on life. Via motodriveby

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2,494 641

Emojis are the closest we've come to a universal language. Via showersthinker

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2,706 718

Almost every hand you've shaken has touched a penis. Via CCPearson

15
2,332 643

My brain knows how to type without looking at the keyboard yet I can not draw a QWERTY keyboard from memory. Via by jseverso42

16
2,264 625

The skeleton isn't inside you, you're the brain so you're inside the skeleton. Via System0falem0n

17
2,226 627

The price of gumballs from gumball machines has been remarkably stable in the face of inflation. Via by morthrow

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2,608 772

What if all the Ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa? Via Sindel_

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2,242 652

Procrastinating is just enjoying all the side quests in life whilst you delay the main quest story mission. Via by arthurmauk

20
2,244 654

When a pregnant woman swims, she is a human submarine. Via heavywafflezombie

21
1,986 570

Teaching is just brains telling other brains how to be better brains. Via StreetlightTones

23
1,707 516

You can describe something as being indescribable. Via by DQFanix

24
1,990 642

Dog heaven and squirrel hell are the same place. Via txcowmobeeler

27
1,740 620

Teachers won't let you use Wikipedia, but they make you use 30-year-old textbooks. Via Tanner_Twaggs

28
2,147 800

If Jesus were born today, DNA tests would prove who the father was. Via mydogbuddha

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If two people on opposite sides of the world each drop a piece of bread, the Earth briefly becomes a sandwich. Via nklotz

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1,513 628

A knee is a really big knuckle. Via Fujiou

1 4,042 581 There is a version of you re-created in the minds of everyone you've ever met. Via Chispy

2 4,197 622 On a clear day you can see about 4 miles into the horizon, but on a clear night you can see light years away. Via a_cool_username_

3 3,534 680 My dog keeps bringing me the same toy. I wonder if that is his favorite toy, or if he thinks it is my favorite toy. Via HoIIabackatcha

4 3,669 713 If you can't afford a condom, then you really can't afford NOT to have a condom. Via hillsfar.

5 2,981 611 Nightmares are so weird. Your brain is the author, viewer and cinema of a horror movie whose script is being written as you are viewing it. Via by instantpowdy

6 3,456 781 Your future self is watching you right now through memories. Via by Zwall_

7 2,754 664 My mom asked me how to screenshot on her iPhone. I laughed and then remembered she taught me how to use a spoon and a toilet. Via kfrgfrogatelli

8 2,497 601 In 5 years, we'll be closer to 2070 than we are to 1970. Via Goldin

9 2,777 688 Brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton. Via Brinner

10 2,831 712 The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf. Via by HansOlavLee

11 2,854 726 My debit card pays for things with past hours of my life, and my credit card pays with future hours of my life. Via makeitrayne

12 2,434 618 The only difference between "mostly sunny" and "partly cloudy" is my weatherman's outlook on life. Via motodriveby

13 2,494 641 Emojis are the closest we've come to a universal language. Via showersthinker

14 2,706 718 Almost every hand you've shaken has touched a penis. Via CCPearson

15 2,332 643 My brain knows how to type without looking at the keyboard yet I can not draw a QWERTY keyboard from memory. Via by jseverso42

16 2,264 625 The skeleton isn't inside you, you're the brain so you're inside the skeleton. Via System0falem0n

17 2,226 627 The price of gumballs from gumball machines has been remarkably stable in the face of inflation. Via by morthrow

18 2,608 772 What if all the Ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa? Via Sindel_

19 2,242 652 Procrastinating is just enjoying all the side quests in life whilst you delay the main quest story mission. Via by arthurmauk

20 2,244 654 When a pregnant woman swims, she is a human submarine. Via heavywafflezombie

21 1,986 570 Teaching is just brains telling other brains how to be better brains. Via StreetlightTones

22 2,097 637 Mosquitoes are like dirty used needles that can fly. Via CosmosKing98

23 1,707 516 You can describe something as being indescribable. Via by DQFanix

24 1,990 642 Dog heaven and squirrel hell are the same place. Via txcowmobeeler

25 1,781 568 The worst part about food poisoning is that you paid for it. Via cosmosomsoc

26 1,757 561 Trying to get rich by playing the lottery is like trying to commit suicide by flying on commercial airlines. Via H3llShadowChance of winning at a 6 out of 49 type of lottery = 1 in 13.980.000Chance of dying in a plane crash = 1 in 11.000.000

27 1,740 620 Teachers won't let you use Wikipedia, but they make you use 30-year-old textbooks. Via Tanner_Twaggs

28 2,147 800 If Jesus were born today, DNA tests would prove who the father was. Via mydogbuddha

29 1,731 726 If two people on opposite sides of the world each drop a piece of bread, the Earth briefly becomes a sandwich. Via nklotz

30 1,513 628 A knee is a really big knuckle. Via Fujiou