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For all you Monty Python fans, here are the best quotes from Life of Brian, ranked by fans like you. Life of Brian is a Monty Python production dating back to 1979 of a hapless man mistaken as a Messiah. The movie was a satirical comedy of biblical proportions and, since the topic was religion, was summarily misunderstood by the public. Banned in several countries for blasphemy and such, the film was ironically a huge box office success, perhaps due to the reverse psychology and notoriety.  Nevertheless, there are a lot of funny lines from Life of Brian, and the film still holds up to this day.

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What Have The Romans Ever Done For Us?

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Reg: All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh-water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
PFJ Member: Brought peace?
Reg: Oh, peace? SHUT UP!
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Men And Babies

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Stan: I want to have babies.
Reg: You want to have babies?!?!
Stan: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
Reg: But ... you can't HAVE babies!
Stan: Don't you oppress me!
Reg: I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it in a box?
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Biggus Dickus

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Pontius Pilate: So, yaw fatha was a Woman? Who was he?Brian: He was a Centurion, in the Jerusalem Garrisons.Pontius Pilate: Weally? What was his name?Brian: 'Naughtius Maximus'.Pontius Pilate: Centuwion, do we have anyone of that name in the gawwison?Centurion: Well, no, sir.Pontius Pilate: Well, you sound vewy sure. Have you checked?Centurion: Well, no, sir. Umm, I think it's a joke, sir... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir.Pontius Pilate: What's so funny about "Biggus Dickus? "Centurion: Well, it's a joke name, sir.Pontius Pilate: I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'.   Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school vewy quickly with wotten behaviour like that.Brian: Can I go now, sir?  Aaah! Eh.Pontius Pilate: Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this!
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How Do We... What?

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Brian: ...Will you please listen? I'm not the Messiah! Do you understand?  Honestly!
Woman: Only the true Messiah denies his divinity!
Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right, I am the Messiah!
Crowd: He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian: Now, fuck off!
Arthur: How shall we fuck off, oh Lord?
Brian: Oh, just go away! Leave me alone!
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