For all you Monty Python fans, here are the best quotes from Life of Brian, ranked by fans like you. Life of Brian is a Monty Python production dating back to 1979 of a hapless man mistaken as a Messiah. The movie was a satirical comedy of biblical proportions and, since the topic was religion, was summarily misunderstood by the public. Banned in several countries for blasphemy and such, the film was ironically a huge box office success, perhaps due to the reverse psychology and notoriety. Nevertheless, there are a lot of funny lines from Life of Brian, and the film still holds up to this day.What are your favorite Life of Brian quotes? Upvote the ones you love below and watch the rise to the top of the list.
What Have The Romans Ever Done For Us?
Reg: All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh-water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
PFJ Member: Brought peace?
Reg: Oh, peace? SHUT UP!
Pontius Pilate: So, yaw fatha was a Woman? Who was he?Brian: He was a Centurion, in the Jerusalem Garrisons.Pontius Pilate: Weally? What was his name?Brian: 'Naughtius Maximus'.Pontius Pilate: Centuwion, do we have anyone of that name in the gawwison?Centurion: Well, no, sir.Pontius Pilate: Well, you sound vewy sure. Have you checked?Centurion: Well, no, sir. Umm, I think it's a joke, sir... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir.Pontius Pilate: What's so funny about "Biggus Dickus? "Centurion: Well, it's a joke name, sir.Pontius Pilate: I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'. Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school vewy quickly with wotten behaviour like that.Brian: Can I go now, sir? Aaah! Eh.Pontius Pilate: Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this!
Differently The Same Individuals
Brian: Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody! You've got to think for yourselves! You're all individuals!
Crowd: Yes! We're all individuals!
Brian: You're all different!
Crowd: Yes, we are all different!
Man in crowd: I'm not...
Men And Babies
Stan: I want to have babies.
Reg: You want to have babies?!?!
Stan: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
Reg: But ... you can't HAVE babies!
Stan: Don't you oppress me!
Reg: I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it in a box?