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The Best 'Life of Brian Movie' Quotes

For all you Monty Python fans, here are the best quotes from Life of Brian, ranked by fans like you. Life of Brian is a Monty Python production dating back to 1979 of a hapless man mistaken as a Messiah. The movie was a satirical comedy of biblical proportions and, since the topic was religion, was summarily misunderstood by the public. Banned in several countries for blasphemy and such, the film was ironically a huge box office success, perhaps due to the reverse psychology and notoriety.  Nevertheless, there are a lot of funny lines from Life of Brian, and the film still holds up to this day.

What are your favorite Life of Brian quotes? Upvote the ones you love below and watch the rise to the top of the list.
  • 5
    110 VOTES

    Welease Woger!

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    Pilate: People of Jewusalem! Wome is your fwiend. To pwove our fwiendship, it is customawy at this time to welease a wongdoer fwom our pwisons. Whom would you have me welease?

    Man: Welease Woger!

    Pilate: Vewy well. I shall welease Woger!

    Centurion: Sir, uh, we don't have a Woger, sir.

    Pilate: What?

    Centurion: Uh, we don't have anyone of that name, sir.

    Pilate: Ah. We have no 'Woger'!

    Man: Well, what about Wodewick, then?

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    • 6
      134 VOTES

      Crucifixion Or Freedom

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      Nisus Wettus: Crucifixion?
      Mr. Cheeky: Ah, no.  Freedom.
      Nisus Wettus: What?
      Mr. Cheeky: Eh, freedom for me. They said I hadn't done anything, so I can go free and live on an island somewhere.
      Nisus Wettus: Oh, oh that´s jolly good well. Off you go then.
      Mr. Cheeky: No, I'm only pulling your leg, it's crucifixion really!
      Nisus Wettus: Oh, I see, very good. Well...
      Mr. Cheeky: Yes I know, out the door, one cross each, line on the left.
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      • 7
        179 VOTES

        Differently The Same Individuals

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        Brian: Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody! You've got to think for yourselves!  You're all individuals!
        Crowd:  Yes! We're all individuals!
        Brian: You're all different!
        Crowd: Yes, we are all different!
        Man in crowd: I'm not...
        Crowd: Shhh!
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        • 8
          209 VOTES

          Naughty Boy

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          Brian's mother: He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! Now, go away!

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