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The Best 'Life of Brian Movie' Quotes

For all you Monty Python fans, here are the best quotes from Life of Brian, ranked by fans like you. Life of Brian is a Monty Python production dating back to 1979 of a hapless man mistaken as a Messiah. The movie was a satirical comedy of biblical proportions and, since the topic was religion, was summarily misunderstood by the public. Banned in several countries for blasphemy and such, the film was ironically a huge box office success, perhaps due to the reverse psychology and notoriety.  Nevertheless, there are a lot of funny lines from Life of Brian, and the film still holds up to this day.

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  • 1

    What Have The Romans Ever Done For Us?

    Video: YouTube

    Reg: All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh-water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
    PFJ Member: Brought peace?
    Reg: Oh, peace? SHUT UP!

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      Biggus D*ckus

      Video: YouTube

      Pontius Pilate: So, yaw fatha was a Woman? Who was he?

      Brian: He was a Centurion, in the Jerusalem Garrisons

      Pontius Pilate: Weally? What was his name?

      Brian: Naughtius Maximus.

      Pontius Pilate: Centuwion, do we have anyone of that name in the gawwison?

      Centurion: Well, no, sir.

      Pontius Pilate: Well, you sound vewy sure. Have you checked?

      Centurion: Well, no, sir. Umm, I think it's a joke, sir... like, uh, "Sillius Soddus" or... "Biggus D*ckus," sir.

      Pontius Pilate: What's so funny about "Biggus D*ckus"?

      Centurion: Well, it's a joke name, sir.

      Pontius Pilate: I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called Biggus D*ckus.   Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school vewy quickly with wotten behaviour like that.

      Brian: Can I go now, sir? Aaah! Eh.

      Pontius Pilate: Wait till Biggus D*ckus hears of this!

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      • 3

        Lessons in Latin

        Video: YouTube
        Centurion: What's this then? "Romanes eunt domus"? "People called Romanes, they go the 'ouse"?
        Brian: It — it says "Romans go home".
        Centurion: No it doesn't. What's Latin for "Roman"? Come on, come on!
        Brian: "Romanus"?
        Centurion: Goes like...?
        Brian: "Annus"?
        Centurion: Vocative plural of "annus" is...?
        Brian: "Anni."
        Centurion: "Romani". "Eunt"? What is "eunt"?
        Brian: "Go".
        Centurion: Conjugate the verb "to go".
        Brian: Ire, eo, is, it, imus, itis, eunt.
        Centurion: So "eunt" is...?
        Brian: Third person plural, present indicative. "They go".
        Centurion: But "Romans go home" is an order, so you must use the...?
        Brian:  Eeeh, imperative!
        Centurion: Which is…?
        Brian: Uh, uhm, "ii"! "Ii"!
        Centurion: How many Romans?
        Brian: Aah! Plural, plural! "Ite"! "Ite"!
        Centurion: "Ite". "Domus"? Nominative? "Go home", this is motion towards, isn't it, boy?”
        Brian: Dative! Ah! Not dative! Not the dative! Aah! Accusative, accusative! "Domum", sir, "ad domum".
        Centurion: Except that "domus" takes the...?
        Brian: The locative, sir!
        Centurion: Which is...?
        Brian: "Domum"!
        Centurion: "Domum".  "Um". Understand?
        Brian: Yes, sir.
        Centurion: Now write it out a 'undred times.
        Brian: Yes, thank you Sir, Hail Caesar.
        Centurion: Hail Caesar. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
        Brian: Finished!
        Centurion: Right. Now don't do it again.
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        • 4

          Always Look On The Bright Side of Life

          Video: YouTube

          Man: Cheer up, Brian. You know what they say: some things in life are bad. They can really make you mad. Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle, don't grumble; give a whistle, and this'll help things turn out for the best. And... always look on the bright side of life...

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