Have you ever shouted out "I'M BORED! I'M SO BORED," from the comfort of your lawn chair aside your multi-million dollar pool? So has Elizabeth Taylor, at least according to the Lifetime Movie Network. When times of extreme boredom plague you, there's nothing better than watching the ill-conceived stories of LMN originals. But every so often, the Lifetime schedule blesses us with biographical features; a nice change of pace from the typical thrillers we have grown accustomed to. And in true Lifetime network fashion, these biopic movies somehow manage to take the mundane "true stories" of pop culture phenomenons and turn them into insanely crazy, borderline conspiratorial exposés. Some LMN biopics are better than others, but then there are some that really go the extra mile. With a recent influx of Lifetime biographical films, there doesn't seem to be any sign that the network will be putting a stop to these controversial, insider features anytime soon. For all those wary of how much more absurd a Lifetime Movie could truly get, here's a list of real Lifetime original biopics that you need to see in order to believe.
Toni Braxton: Unbreak My Heart (2016)
Another in Lifetime's string of biopics about music's biggest divas, Toni Braxton: Unbreak My Heart, pulled a much more positive response than others, likely due to its less touchy topic. The Braxtons reportedly tweeted along to the film's debut, offering their perspective on key events and depictions. On top of that, Lifetime pulled in killer ratings, which will only add fire to their desire to bust out more biopics about pop's biggest icons.
Anna Nicole (2013)
Anna Nicole Smith's death was, indeed, odd. But in typical Lifetime fashion, the network took Smith's strange death as opportunity to incite yet another conspiracy theory. While Anna Nicole manages to focus on Smith's rise to fame as a sex symbol, it also manages to insist that maybe Smith and her son were poisoned or infected. Even creepier, throughout the film, Smith appears to herself as an adult version of herself when she is young and vice versa when she is older, both ages continually whispering "Annnnnaaaaa...." It's not clear what warranted such skin crawling symbolism, but it was not appreciated.
Lifetime is no stranger to taking on biopics about "true crime" murderers. But what confused and estranged the media and audiences about Jodi Arias: Dirty Little Secret was Lifetime's decision to begin production on the film eight months before Arias's trial even started. Although not completely ruled awful, the Lifetime movie appeared incredibly insensitive in its eager attempt to exploit a real life murder trial, all in real, if not premature, time. see more on Jodi Arias: Dirty Little Secret
One of Lifetime's most iconic "true crime" stories, The Craigslist Killer attempts to unveil the events of the real life Internet predator. The Craigslist Killer is a perfect embodiment of everything Lifetime: a "true crime" story, a heavily profiled murder case, a psychological thriller in which someone leads a double life, and plenty of drama and high stakes, life or death scenarios. The Craigslist Killer somehow blends every Lifetime genre imaginable, simultaneously invoking the fear mongering that Lifetime loves to promote. see more on The Craigslist Killer