One of the oldest tropes in the book, the craziest anime attack names are also among the most enjoyable and strange anime powers in the genre. These impractical anime battle cries often last way too long, sometimes don't make any sense, and almost all just sound ridiculous saying out loud. There are classic attacks and even those you may have forgotten about, from magical techniques to sword play to good old bare knuckle moves. If you consider yourself a dedicated anime fan, you’ve definitely tried yelling out one of these crazy anime attacks a few times, or at the very least fantasized about it.
Impractical or not, the longest attack names in anime remain genre staples that always guarantee a reaction from both characters and viewers. Despite their unwieldy names, several attacks on this list cause catastrophic and totally badass result; taken out of context though, they're just plain weird. None of these are suitable for real-life circumstances, but they would certainly make conflicts a little more interesting. At the very least, a battle cry like "Nipple Lights!" would render an enemy breathless from laughter.
'Bleach' - Ultimate Technique: Stunning Charlotte Chuhlhourne's Miracle Sweet Ultra-Funky Fantastic Dramatic Romantic Sadistic Erotic Exotic Athletic Guillotine AttackVideo: YouTube
What's more impressive: the fact that this isn't Charlotte's only ultimate technique, or that his opponent gives him time to say the entire thing?Is this impractical?
'Keijo!!!!!!!!' - Surface-To-Surface Butt MissilePhoto: Funimation
No, you did not read that wrong - she uses her butt as a projectile object to knock her opponent out of the ring. If you haven't seen Keijo!!!!!!!! yet, let this serve as your introduction.Is this impractical?
'Fairy Tail' - Metsuryuu Ougi Guren Bakuenjin (Crimson Lotus: Exploding Flame Blade)Video: YouTube
Natsu's attack looks more like a giant spiral of fire than a blade, but it doesn't matter because it sounds really really cool.Is this impractical?
'Bleach' - Senbonzakura Kageyoshi (Vibrant Display Of A Thousand Cherry Blossoms)Photo: TV Tokyo
Quite the mouth full, Byakuya Kuchiki's Bankai is comprised of a thousand blades that then turn to millions of lethal flower petals. It could also be the name of a Jpop group.Is this impractical?