Here's What Sex Was Like At The Court Of Different British Monarchs

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Vote up the royal courts whose sexual cultures sound the most appealing.

The sex lives of kings and queens have been the subject of scrutiny and scandal for centuries. The Tudor period alone runs the gamut, from the highly sexualized court of Henry VIII to that of his daughter, the "Virgin Queen," Elizabeth I. Extramarital relations at the British court was accepted - or even encouraged - by some monarchs, but it was punished severely by others. 

Whether it was rolling around with a Restoration actress à la Charles II, or non-stop marital romping in the royal boudoir like Queen Victoria and Prince Albert, each English monarch had a private life that still fascinates and titillates to this day. And the way monarchs' private preferences inflected their broader courts doesn't disappoint the curious modern reader, either.

  • Queen Victoria's Court Was Prudish, But Her Bedroom Was Another Story
    Photo: Victoria / PBS

    Sexy TL;DR: Victoria and Albert set a standard in their private lives that, had it been known, would have been enviable for married couples the world round. But there was also an extremely repressive side to sexuality in the Victorian Era beyond the staid manners typically associated with it. 

    Homosexual acts were banned in 1885. Though a popular legend claims that lesbianism was not condemned because the queen "could not conceive how women could find other women attractive," in reality the issue was never brought before Her Majesty. 

    The Longer Story: The Victorian era is known for sexual repression and prudishness, especially for women. The court of the queen was concerned with presenting the appearance of propriety and order, but Queen Victoria herself was a bit more open about her sexual appetite. Queen Victoria wrote about her first night with Prince Albert after their wedding in 1840, sharing the same bed and lying together in the dark. Victoria enthusiastically claimed

    I NEVER, NEVER spent such an evening! MY DEAREST, DEAR Albert sat on a footstool by my side, and his excessive love and affection gave me feelings of heavenly love and happiness I never could have hoped to have felt before. He clasped me in his arms, and we kissed each other again and again! His beauty, his sweetness and gentleness,—really how can I ever be thankful enough to have such a Husband! Oh! This was the happiest day of my life!

    By this point in the 19th century, the tradition of attendants being present for the couple's first night together had gone out of practice. Victoria's first days as a married woman were full of sensual moments with her new husband, and, given the times, her expressions of sexuality are surprising.

    It's not entirely unlike Victoria, however, who wrote excitedly about when she first spotted her future husband "in his white cashmere breeches with nothing on underneath.” When her doctor cautioned her about having a child at the age of 38, she complained, “Am I not to have any more fun in bed?”

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    George III's Court Was Family-Focused

    Sexy TL;DR: George III's reign and his court were pretty boring compared to rulers who came both before and after him. His Proclamation for the Encouragement of Piety and Virtue, and for the Preventing and Punishing of Vices, Profaneness, and Immorality of 1787 condemned immorality and depravity, making it pretty clear what the king and his reign were all about. 

    The Longer Story: King George III was brought up under the tutelage of his mother, Princess Augusta of Saxe-Gotha. His royal duties often got in the way of pursuing the romantic relationships he wanted, writing in his youth, "I am born for the happiness or misery of a great nation, and consequently must often act contrary to my passions."

    Nonetheless, after he became king, George III married Princess Sophia Charlotte of Mecklenburg-Strelitz in 1761. The couple had 15 children together, and remained faithful to one another throughout their lives; George never took a mistress. George, his family, and his favorites spent their time at Kew Palace in "domestic simplicity" between bouts of mental illness, likely worsened by arsenic poisoning, and relative confinement to Kensington Palace. He still holds the record as the longest-reigning king of England, serving a total of 59 years and 96 days. 

    • Age: George III passed away at age 81 (1738-1820)
    144 votes
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    'Anything Goes' Was The Motto At The Court Of Charles II

    Sexy TL;DR: Known as the "merry monarch," Charles became king after the English throne was restored in 1660. He had spent his youth in exile, womanizing practically every step of the way. Once back in England, King Charles brought playfulness and pleasure to court, even keeping Colonel Condom, the inventor of the condom, close at hand.

    The Longer Story: King Charles II had a lot of mistresses and a lot of illegitimate children, setting the tone for a bawdy court rife with hedonism. 

    During her relationship with Charles, Barbara Villiers produced six illegitimate children, all of which Charles accepted as his own, despite that her youngest daughter was probably not his. Villiers, described as "a woman of great beauty, enormously vivacious and ravenous; foolish but imperious," was both feared and envied at court due to her influence. 

    Another one of Charles's lady friends, Nell Gwyn, was a professional actress. After she took up with the king in 1669, she became a regular source of entertainment for the royal court. The wit, beauty, and comedic ability she demonstrated both onstage and off continued to earn her notice and even helped her maintain her popularity with the public

  • George II Loved His Wife And Liked His Mistress
    Photo: Aristocrats / BBC

    Sexy TL;DR: Some scholars look at 18th-century England as a moment of sweeping change with regard to how people conceptualized sexuality and gender, which is encoded into some of the adults-only content written during the period. The authors of George II's court played no small role in this.

    The Longer Story: George II married Princess Caroline of Brandenburg-Ansbach in 1705, and the couple had nine children. George, who had an "official mistress" for 25 years, was "passionately in love with his wife, the fat, funny and adorable Princess Caroline," and preferred her presence to that of other women. It was said that when his father perished, George had to be torn away from a love-making session with Caroline to be told.

    George's official mistress - Henrietta Howard - was Caroline's own Woman of the Bedchamber. Courtiers believed that Charles took Henrietta as a mistress "rather as a necessary appurtenance to his grandeur as a prince than an addition to his pleasures as a man," but she was also witty, intelligent, and the king cared for her. Howard was also liked by literary contemporaries, including Jonathan Swift and Alexander Pope. Although she never wielded any large influence at court, she left her legacy at Marble Hill House, a Palladian villa built especially for her. Its design inspired architects around the globe. 

    • Age: George II passed away at age 76 (1683-1760)
    115 votes
  • Sexy TL;DR: Geoffrey Chaucer penned The Canterbury Tales only a few decades after Edward's death, and that historically significant text is filled with saucy humor and bawdy references. There's also evidence that medieval pilgrims exchanged and collected dirty medallions on their religious walks in 14th-century England. So, while Edward himself may be recorded to have been a (mostly) monogamous ruler, common folks were definitely having a bit of fun.

    The Longer Story: King Edward III grew up in the court of his mother, Isabella of France, and was crowned king at the age of 14 after his father, Edward II, was deposed and killed with the help of a plotting Isabella and her lover, Roger Mortimer. Isabella and Mortimer manipulated Edward's court for three years before Edward III staged a coup, had Mortimer executed, and drove his mother into exile.

    These circumstances set the tone for Edward III's relationship with his own court and household. For the most part, Edward III was cautious about with whom he associated. Edward married his cousin Phillipa of Hainault in 1326, and the two had 14 children, including Edward, the Black Prince (later Edward IV). Phillipa was reportedly kind and sincere, and the two had a happy marriage.

    However, a few years before her death in 1369, Edward III took 18-year-old Alice Perrers as a mistress. After Phillipa's death, the affair became more public, and Perrers was paraded around in golden clothing. She held much influence over the court until being exiled shortly before Edward's death. 


    • Age: Edward III passed away at age 64 (1312-1377)
    67 votes
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    Edward VII Dedicated His Court To Pleasure

    Sexy TL;DR: Edward's days were full of "society, parties, great beauties, rich food, horse racing, card playing, gambling of every kind, and indulged himself on a heroic scale." So, if you had the privilege of being close to him, your days were probably pretty hedonistic, too.

    The Longer Story: Queen Victoria's son King Edward VII had numerous mistresses during his life, and his affairs often became royal scandals. Edward VII became king in 1901 at age 60, but during his youth lived the life of a playboy. Since he was the confirmed Prince of Wales for decades thanks to his mother's long life, the future king needed to find ways to spend his ample free time. 

    Edward's parents arranged for him to be married to Princess Alexandra of Denmark in 1863, but before the nuptials took place, the future king became involved in a scandal with a woman named Nellie Clifden. The relationship was short-lived but embarrassing for the royal family. It didn't slow Edward down, however, and neither did marriage. He maintained a steady stream of mistresses throughout his life, allegedly including Winston Churchill's mother. He appeared in another type of court on two occasions, once perjuring himself regarding an affair he had with a French woman whose husband was trying to divorce her for adultery. Edward VII's time as king was relatively short, yet, in spite of his hedonistic ways, he had the affection of his country.

    • Age: Edward VII passed away at age 68 (1841-1910)
    75 votes