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You'll Love These Love Jokes

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Vote up the love jokes that best capture your heart - with laughter.

Love makes the world go 'round. There's nothing better than finding the one person on the planet you are destined to be with and spending every day with them. The two of you will share a lot of memories and a ton of laughs. The two of you will develop inside jokes and see the humor in each other's idiosyncrasies. It's no wonder people have come up with hundreds of jokes about love over the years. You can find some of the best love jokes on this list. Chances are good you will find a few that apply to you and your partner.

These jokes span every component of people falling in love. From that initial attraction to being in love with the same person for decades, you'll find all that and more right here. You'll also find a few cute jokes about love between inanimate objects because even telephones want to find a significant other - and everybody loves love puns!

It is up to you and other lovers around the world to determine what the funniest love jokes of all time are. Read through this list and vote for the ones that made you chuckle. If you're in a relationship, then read through these jokes with that special someone. It can become one more memory you two share!

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  • Relationships are like algebra...
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    Relationships are like algebra...

    Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

  • My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer...
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    My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer...

    I said, "No, wait! I can change."

  • While my wife was in labor, I read jokes to distract her from the pain. But she didn’t seem amused…
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    While my wife was in labor, I read jokes to distract her from the pain. But she didn’t seem amused…

    It must have been the delivery!

  • My husband was furious at me for kicking dropped ice-cubes under the refrigerator.
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    My husband was furious at me for kicking dropped ice-cubes under the refrigerator.

    But now it's water under the fridge!

  • Love is like a fart...
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    Love is like a fart...

    If you force it, you're going to make a mess.

  • My boyfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are...
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    My boyfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are...

    But I laugh more.

  • How is love like dandruff?
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    How is love like dandruff?

    You can't get it out of your head no matter how hard you try!

  • My partner wanted to play doctor...
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    My partner wanted to play doctor...

    So I stood outside the bedroom for three hours.

  • Can I borrow a kiss?
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    Can I borrow a kiss?

    I promise I'll give it back.

  • Did you hear about the love affair between cream and sugar?
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    Did you hear about the love affair between cream and sugar?

    It was the icing on the cake!

  • My partner and I recently bought a water bed.
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    My partner and I recently bought a water bed.

    Since then we've drifted apart!

  • How do you know you’ve been with the same person for a long time?
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    How do you know you’ve been with the same person for a long time?

    When you ask, “Who was the actor in the movie?" and they know exactly who you're talking about.

  • How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
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    How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

    He gave her a ring!

  • What did one boat say to the other?
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    What did one boat say to the other?

    Are you interested in a little row-mance?

  • I've just signed up for an online dating site.
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    I've just signed up for an online dating site.

    Do you think it's rude to ask people to send a picture holding today's newspaper?

  • What happened when two vampires went on a blind date?
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    What happened when two vampires went on a blind date?

    It was love at first bite!

  • Is your name Wi-Fi?
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    Is your name Wi-Fi?

    Because I'm feeling a connection.

  • Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
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    Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?

    No, they had an apple.

  • What do you call two birds in love?
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    What do you call two birds in love?

    Tweethearts!

  • Did you hear about the near-sighted porcupine?
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    Did you hear about the near-sighted porcupine?

    It fell in love with a pincushion.

  • Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef?
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    Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef?

    They'll dessert you.

  • Why do melons get married in churches?
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    Why do melons get married in churches?

    Because they cantaloupe!

  • Did you hear about the romance happening in the tropical fish tank?
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    Did you hear about the romance happening in the tropical fish tank?

    It was guppy love!

  • What did one pig say to the other on Valentine's Day?
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    What did one pig say to the other on Valentine's Day?

    Don't go bacon my heart.

  • I have a vegan girlfriend...
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    I have a vegan girlfriend...

    I love her a lot. But sometimes, it feels like she just sees me as a piece of carrot.