President Lyndon B. Johnson allegedly had a massive ego. His famous initials, for example, were monogrammed on his belt buckles, shirts, and gold cufflinks he wore while in office, and he brazenly grazed those cufflinks up the skirts and against the thighs of an untold number of mistresses, all while the long-suffering Lady Bird sat at his side. Johnson famously acted like a man who believed he was the most well-hung politician to ever hold the presidency, and even occasionally openly displayed his presidential privates.
Yes, LBJ's genitalia is the stuff of legend, but not urban legend: it’s all there in Robert Caro’s girthy, exhaustive biography. LBJ likely thought he had the largest ever member in the history of politics. He also thought the size of his pecker mattered, and he wasn’t at all shy about it. The list below features all the extant stories about his famous phallus, a string of penetrating narratives.
He Called His Penis 'Jumbo'
He Used Jumbo to Explain Vietnam
He Liked Whipping His Genitalia Around In The Bathroom
He Pulled His Member Out Wherever And Whenever To Urinate, Even in Front of Elected Officials
He Had His White House Shower Renovated To Include A Custom Nozzle For His Member
He Readjusted Himself Constantly in Meetings