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Suzanne Jennett
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List Rules Vote up the most shocking cosmetics names on the market.

Finding the perfect name for a product can be tricky. But apparently anything goes in the cosmetics world. These makeup products with hilarious names prove that no title is too absurd or too scandalous to fly. In an industry that's all about appearance, you can only keep raising the name bar for so long before you dip into the realm of the absurd.

The best cosmetics brands aren't above a little cheeky name play. Just look at NARS – products like Orgasm and Deep Throat are best-sellers. On the hunt for a lipstick? Why not reach for a tube of Too Faced's Naughty Nude? Even your manicure isn't safe from ridiculous makeup names like Beau-Khaki, Taint, and even Load. 

Whether you're a total beauty addict or more into natural cosmetics, the slightly NSFW names on this list will get you giggling.

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NARS G-Spot Stick is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Makeup Products That Have Hilarious And Slightly NSFW Names

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NARS Deep Throat Blush is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Makeup Products That Have Hilarious And Slightly NSFW Names

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NARS Super Orgasm Blush is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Makeup Products That Have Hilarious And Slightly NSFW Names

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OPI Pussy Galore Nail Lacquer is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Makeup Products That Have Hilarious And Slightly NSFW Names

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Sinful Colors Beau-Khaki Nail ... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Makeup Products That Have Hilarious And Slightly NSFW Names

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Bleach Black Dick Weed Nail Po... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Makeup Products That Have Hilarious And Slightly NSFW Names

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Too Faced Better Than Sex Masc... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Makeup Products That Have Hilarious And Slightly NSFW Names

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Bleach Black Jizz Nail Polish is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Makeup Products That Have Hilarious And Slightly NSFW Names

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NARS Suck Velvet Lip Glide is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Makeup Products That Have Hilarious And Slightly NSFW Names

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Urban Decay 69 Lipstick is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Makeup Products That Have Hilarious And Slightly NSFW Names

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MAC Pervette Lipstick is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Makeup Products That Have Hilarious And Slightly NSFW Names

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Smashbox O-Glow Blush is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Makeup Products That Have Hilarious And Slightly NSFW Names

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Kat Von D Beauty Sexer Lipstic... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Makeup Products That Have Hilarious And Slightly NSFW Names

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Too Faced French Tickler Eyesh... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Makeup Products That Have Hilarious And Slightly NSFW Names

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Illamasqua Taint Nail Polish is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Makeup Products That Have Hilarious And Slightly NSFW Names

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Essie Meet Balls Nail Polish is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Makeup Products That Have Hilarious And Slightly NSFW Names

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Illamasqua Throb Nail Polish is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Makeup Products That Have Hilarious And Slightly NSFW Names

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MAC Oyster Girl Gloss is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Makeup Products That Have Hilarious And Slightly NSFW Names

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MAC Mud Wrestler Lipstick is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Makeup Products That Have Hilarious And Slightly NSFW Names

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Obsessive Compulsive Cosmetics... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Makeup Products That Have Hilarious And Slightly NSFW Names

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Etat Libre d'Orange Secret... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Makeup Products That Have Hilarious And Slightly NSFW Names

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Too Faced Naughty Nude Lipstic... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Makeup Products That Have Hilarious And Slightly NSFW Names

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Floss Gloss Wet Nail Polish is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Makeup Products That Have Hilarious And Slightly NSFW Names