unspeakable crimes Man Wears Porn Magazines As Armor, Tries To Stab Neighbor  

Mick Jacobs
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The video below deals with pornography, but in a way you likely never saw coming. While pornographic magazines mean something different for everybody, most people don't consider them adequate forms of body armor.

Using porno mags as a stand in for actual body armor is like using a super soaker to put out a house fire: it might do some help, but you're better off investing in something with a bit more oomph.

For one reason or another, one man thought his issues of Hustler and Playboy capable of withstanding physical combat. While certainly distracting, his erotic armor would likely do more distracting than actual defending.

But why exactly did he use porno mags as a form of defense when you can easily order body armor off of Amazon? Watch the video below to understand his reasoning, even if he never quite gives the answer you and everyone else is searching for.

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