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People Are Sharing Weird Thoughts About Marriage That Have Us Questioning The Whole Thing Entirely

May 21, 2021 7.1k votes 934 voters 25.4k views19 items

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    Dress Shopping

    From Redditor u/Yorkshire45:

    Whoever created the tradition of not seeing the bride in the wedding dress beforehand saved countless husbands everywhere from hours of dress shopping and will forever be a hero to all men.

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    First Suspect

    From Redditor u/xproofx:

    The fact that the first person they suspect after someone is murdered is the spouse tells me everything I need to know about marriage.

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    Renting Problems

    From Redditor u/the_humeister:

    Why are wedding dresses bought and tuxedos rented? The utility of each is such that it should be the other way around.

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    Doesn't Seem Fair

    From Redditor u/PRGuyHere:

    Marriage proposals are weird. The proposer gets to take as long as he/she wants to determine whether they want to spend the rest of their life with someone. The proposee is expected to make a split-second decision.

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