Humor The Best Ideas for Your Next Game of 'Marry Boff Kill'  

Jacob Shelton
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Austin Powers, The Love Guru, and Shrek. Everyone's thought about it. You know, which one would you marry, which one would you hook up with, and which one would you kill? It’s a classic game where the answers usually aren’t as clear cut as this one (obviously you marry Shrek, shag Austin Powers, and kill the Love Guru). Marry Boff Kill is one of the most timeless time wasters that's great to play around the office or on long car rides. You can play it with your friends, but the best way to get to know someone is by playing the Marry Kill game with complete strangers. So jam yourself into an elevator with someone you don’t know and use these ideas for your next game of Marry Boff Kill.

The best way to play Marry Shag Kill (Marry F*ck Kill if you are a real potty mouth) is to let the confines of reality slip away and allow anyone and everyone to be involved. Historical figures, fictional characters, characters from Bob Dylan songs, no one is safe from being wed, dead, or taken to bed. If you’ve never played the game before, it’s easy as pie. Just put together a series of three people and ask a friend who’d they'd choose to marry, boff, or kill. The answers aren’t always what you think they’re going to be.

Vote up the best Marry Boff Kill questions and see which Ryan your friends would spend the rest of their lives with. (Is it Gosling? It's probably Gosling.)
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George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon


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Iron Man, Captain America, Thor


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Wonder Woman, Catwoman, Black Widow


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Anne Hathaway, Anna Kendrick, Anne Heche


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