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The Most Heroic Puns In The MCU 

Tyler Mitchell
Updated January 17, 2020 8.8k votes 1.2k voters 23.9k views 16 items

List Rules Vote up the most brilliantly heroic puns to have graced the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

With plenty of comic book inspiration to draw from, the Marvel Cinematic Universe offers up loads of laughs to go along with the seemingly unending amount of action they continue to provide on the big screen. The screenwriters who have worked on Marvel Studios films have seen fit to add plenty of MCU jokes and Marvel puns throughout the last decade of dominance. 

Whether it's a witticism from the hyperverbal mouth of Tony Stark, a deadpan joke from Black Widow, or some innocuous innuendo from your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, there always seems to be enough giggles to go around. Get ready to roll your eyes and chuckle under your breath at some good, old-fashioned wordplay.

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"It's a little tigh... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Most Heroic Puns In The MCU
"It's a little tight around the ol' web shooter."

Spider-Man: Far From home

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“Mister...?” “Doctor.” “... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Most Heroic Puns In The MCU
“Mister...?” “Doctor.” “Mister Doctor?” “It’s Strange.” “Maybe. Who am I to judge?”

Doctor Strange

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"Nothing goes over ... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Most Heroic Puns In The MCU
"Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it."

Guardians of the Galaxy

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“I’m Gonna Call Him Ant-... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Most Heroic Puns In The MCU
“I’m Gonna Call Him Ant-ony.”

Ant-Man

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"Quill, your ship i... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Most Heroic Puns In The MCU
"Quill, your ship is filthy." "She has no idea. If I had a black light, place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting."

Guardians of the Galaxy

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"Multiple contusion... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Most Heroic Puns In The MCU
"Multiple contusions detected." "I detected that, too."

Captain America: Civil War

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"Anyone ever tell y... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Most Heroic Puns In The MCU
"Anyone ever tell you you're a little paranoid?" "Not to my face. Why, did you hear something?"

Captain America: Civil War

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"You've been called... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Most Heroic Puns In The MCU
"You've been called the Da Vinci of our time. What do you say to that?" "Absolutely ridiculous, I don't paint."

Iron Man

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"Hey, fellas. Eithe... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Most Heroic Puns In The MCU
"Hey, fellas. Either one of you know where the Smithsonian is? I'm here to pick up a fossil."

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

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“So, your body’s changin... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Most Heroic Puns In The MCU
“So, your body’s changing. Believe me, I know how that feels.”

Spider-Man: Homecoming

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“Kick names. Take a**.” ... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Most Heroic Puns In The MCU
“Kick names. Take a**.”

Avengers: Infinity War

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"If you two are fin... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Most Heroic Puns In The MCU
"If you two are finished comparing sizes, we need to figure out a way to track down the lab."

Ant-Man and The Wasp

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"I know. It just sl... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Most Heroic Puns In The MCU
"I know. It just slipped out."

Avengers: Age of Ultron

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"If you wanna get b... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Most Heroic Puns In The MCU
"If you wanna get back to A**place, A**berg-" "Asgard!"

Thor: Ragnarok

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"Every great king h... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Most Heroic Puns In The MCU
"Every great king had an executioner. Not just to execute people, but to execute their vision. But... mainly to... execute people, anyway..."

Thor: Ragnarok

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"Funny how annoying... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Most Heroic Puns In The MCU
"Funny how annoying a little prick can be.”

Iron Man 2