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The Most Heroic Puns In The MCU

Updated February 8, 2021 65.1k votes 7.0k voters 218.1k views17 items

List RulesVote up the most brilliantly heroic puns to have graced the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

With plenty of comic book inspiration to draw from, the Marvel Cinematic Universe offers up loads of laughs to go along with the seemingly unending amount of action they continue to provide on the big screen. The screenwriters who have worked on Marvel Studios films have seen fit to add plenty of MCU jokes and Marvel puns throughout the last decade of dominance.

Whether it's a witticism from the hyperverbal mouth of Tony Stark, a deadpan joke from Black Widow, or some innocuous innuendo from your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, there always seems to be enough giggles to go around. Get ready to roll your eyes and chuckle under your breath at some good, old-fashioned wordplay.

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“Mister...?” “Doctor.” “Mister Doctor?” “It’s Strange.” “Maybe. Who am I to judge?”
Doctor Strange
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516
"Multiple contusions detected." "I detected that, too."
Captain America: Civil War
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4,853
610
"Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it."
Guardians of the Galaxy
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“I’m Gonna Call Him Ant-ony.”
Ant-Man
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587
"It's a little tight around the ol' web shooter."
Spider-Man: Far From home
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525
"Anyone ever tell you you're a little paranoid?" "Not to my face. Why, did you hear something?"
Captain America: Civil War
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612
"Hey, fellas. Either one of you know where the Smithsonian is? I'm here to pick up a fossil."
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
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"Quill, your ship is filthy." "She has no idea. If I had a black light, place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting."
Guardians of the Galaxy
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"You've been called the Da Vinci of our time. What do you say to that?" "Absolutely ridiculous, I don't paint."
Iron Man
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“So, your body’s changing. Believe me, I know how that feels.”
Spider-Man: Homecoming
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“Kick names. Take a**.”
Avengers: Infinity War
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"If you two are finished comparing sizes, we need to figure out a way to track down the lab."
Ant-Man and The Wasp
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686
"I know. It just slipped out."
Avengers: Age of Ultron

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"Funny how annoying a little prick can be.”
Iron Man 2
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"If you wanna get back to A**place, A**berg-" "Asgard!"
Thor: Ragnarok
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"Every great king had an executioner. Not just to execute people, but to execute their vision. But... mainly to... execute people, anyway..."
Thor: Ragnarok
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“Mister...?” “Doctor.” “Mister Doctor?” “It’s Strange.” “Maybe. Who am I to judge?”

"Multiple contusions detected." "I detected that, too."

"Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it."

“I’m Gonna Call Him Ant-ony.”

"It's a little tight around the ol' web shooter."

"Anyone ever tell you you're a little paranoid?" "Not to my face. Why, did you hear something?"

"Hey, fellas. Either one of you know where the Smithsonian is? I'm here to pick up a fossil."

"Quill, your ship is filthy." "She has no idea. If I had a black light, place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting."

"You've been called the Da Vinci of our time. What do you say to that?" "Absolutely ridiculous, I don't paint."

“So, your body’s changing. Believe me, I know how that feels.”

“Kick names. Take a**.”

"If you two are finished comparing sizes, we need to figure out a way to track down the lab."

"I know. It just slipped out."

"Funny how annoying a little prick can be.”

"If you wanna get back to A**place, A**berg-" "Asgard!"

"Every great king had an executioner. Not just to execute people, but to execute their vision. But... mainly to... execute people, anyway..."

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"If you wanna get back to Aplace, Aberg-" "Asgard!"