Total Nerd 25 Really, Really Funny Math Jokes  

Jack Napier
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List Rules Vote up every joke a Math major will think is funny

Let’s be real for a minute: we almost failed math in high school. So, before rounding up these math jokes, maybe we thought mathematicians (and math in general) were joyless monsters bent on crushing our dreams. But it turns out that that’s not the case! After you check out these funny math geek jokes, you’ll find out that mathletes are almost as funny as normal people! Just kidding. (Not kidding?) The jokes for math majors on this list cover a wide berth of topics ranging from algebra to geometry to even a bit of calculus just to spice things up. These jokes for math majors might seem impenetrable, but once you put on your thinking cap, you’ll be rolling on the floor of your university’s Math wing laughing.

If you’re worried that we didn’t include any math puns on this list, then you need to take a chill pill and RELAX because there are so many puns on this list of jokes for math students that you’re going to go into pun overload. Punverload? Just be careful. You’re going to be putting so many math jokes into your eyeholes that you’re not going to know what to do with yourself. Hopefully you’ll be able to use these jokes for math geeks in some kind of applicable setting, but if not, you can still chortle along as you scroll through this list of geeky math jokes

Upvote your favorite math joke - and for the ones you didn’t like, they probably just went over your head.
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What's The First Derivative Of... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list 25 Really, Really Funny Math Jokes
What's The First Derivative Of A Cow? prime rib!

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Why Didn't The Romans Find Alg... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list 25 Really, Really Funny Math Jokes
Why Didn't The Romans Find Algebra Challenging? Because X was always 10!

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What Do You Get If You Divide ... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list 25 Really, Really Funny Math Jokes
What Do You Get If You Divide The Circumference Of A Jack-o-Lantern By Its Diameter? Pumpkin pi

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Why Do Plants Hate Math? is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list 25 Really, Really Funny Math Jokes
Why Do Plants Hate Math? Because it gives them square roots.

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Why Couldn't Get The Angle Get... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list 25 Really, Really Funny Math Jokes
Why Couldn't Get The Angle Get A Loan? His parents wouldn't Cosine.

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Who Invented The Round Table? is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list 25 Really, Really Funny Math Jokes
Who Invented The Round Table? Sir Cumference

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Why Did The Polynomial Plant D... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list 25 Really, Really Funny Math Jokes
Why Did The Polynomial Plant Die? Its roots were imaginary.

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What Do You Call An Angle That... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list 25 Really, Really Funny Math Jokes
What Do You Call An Angle That's Adorable? An acute angle.

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What Did One Calculus Book Say... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list 25 Really, Really Funny Math Jokes
What Did One Calculus Book Say To The Other? Don't bother me I've got my own problems!

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Why Didn't The Number 4 Get In... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list 25 Really, Really Funny Math Jokes
Why Didn't The Number 4 Get Into A Nightclub? Because it's 2 square.

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Why Does Nobody Talk To Circle... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list 25 Really, Really Funny Math Jokes
Why Does Nobody Talk To Circles? Because there's no point!

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Why Did The 30-60-90 Triangle ... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list 25 Really, Really Funny Math Jokes
Why Did The 30-60-90 Triangle Marry The 45-45-90 Triangle? They were right for each other!

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Why Did The Obtuse Angle Go To... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list 25 Really, Really Funny Math Jokes
Why Did The Obtuse Angle Go To The Beach? Because it was over 90 degrees!

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Why Is Beer Never Served At A ... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list 25 Really, Really Funny Math Jokes
Why Is Beer Never Served At A Math Party? Because you can't drink and derive!

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What Do You Call A Destroyed A... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list 25 Really, Really Funny Math Jokes
What Do You Call A Destroyed Angle? A Rect-angle

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What Do You Call A Man Who Spe... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list 25 Really, Really Funny Math Jokes
What Do You Call A Man Who Spent All Summer At The Beach? A Tangent

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What Is A Bird's Favorite Type... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list 25 Really, Really Funny Math Jokes
What Is A Bird's Favorite Type Of Math? Owl-gebra

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What's A Math Teacher's Favori... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list 25 Really, Really Funny Math Jokes
What's A Math Teacher's Favorite Tree? A "Geome-tree"

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What Do You Call A Pot Of Boil... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list 25 Really, Really Funny Math Jokes
What Do You Call A Pot Of Boiling Water On Mt. Everest? A high-pot-in-use.

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Which Triangles Are The Coldes... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list 25 Really, Really Funny Math Jokes
Which Triangles Are The Coldest? Ice-sosceles triangles

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What Does The Little Mermaid W... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list 25 Really, Really Funny Math Jokes
What Does The Little Mermaid Wear? An Algae-bra

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What Do You Call A Snake After... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list 25 Really, Really Funny Math Jokes
What Do You Call A Snake After It Drinks 5 Cups Of Coffee? A hyper boa

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What Did Al Gore Play On His G... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list 25 Really, Really Funny Math Jokes
What Did Al Gore Play On His Guitar? An Algorithm

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Why Was The Calculus Teacher B... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list 25 Really, Really Funny Math Jokes
Why Was The Calculus Teacher Bad At Baseball? He was better at fitting curves than hitting them.

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What's A French Mathematician'... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list 25 Really, Really Funny Math Jokes
What's A French Mathematician's Favorite Pick Up Line? "Voulez vous Cauchy avec moi?"