There is no shortage of fodder when it comes to criticizing the 45; his Twitter feed alone invokes think pieces and mental health assessments on a nearly daily basis. Despite all of the chaos surrounding the Trump Administration, many people have very important thoughts on one aspect in particular: the Donald's hair. The president may think he reigns as the very stable genius of social media, but a few other internet wordsmiths have proved their worth with some of the best burns about Trump's hair.
Sure, a list of Donald Trump hair insults might seem trivial, especially when compared to all the other things he's done and said since taking office. But his hair is just so puzzling that it cannot be ignored. Is it his real hair? Is it a dye job? Did his hair look like that even as a kid? That answer could be yes, considering all the other very strange things about Donald Trump's childhood. Plugs or the real deal, Trump's hair has acted as a muse for some rather poetic takedowns.
A Hue Best Described As 'Cigarette-Stained-Teeth-Blond'
He’s Worked Out How To Cover 90 Per Cent Of His Skull With 30 Per Cent Of His Hair.
An Abandoned Nest
A Shriveled Tangerine Covered In Golden Retriever Hair Filled With Bile That I Would Not Leave Alone With The Woman I Love
It Appears To Be A Comb-Over, But, Incredibly, It Doesn’t Arrive From Any Direction. You Cannot Stare At The Donald’s Hair Very Long. It’s Like Staring Into The Sun.
A Pair Of Chapped Lips Superglued To A Hairball