Hoomans love dogs, and for good reason, but real dog parents know there's a difference between liking canines from afar and loving them in up close and personal situations. Dogs shed, destroy furniture, and tend to have mild cases of body dysmorphia. They also jump on you, thinking they're tiny puppies when really they're huge, slobbery, 60-pound balls of fur.
We don't dare complain though. Every dog is a good dog, and certain memes about man's best friends prove that fact incredibly well.