songs 14 Beach Boys Songs You Never Realized Are Super Dark And Depressing  

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For decades, the Beach Boys have been synonymous with “endless summer” and the sound of Southern California. Their lush harmonies and lyrical odes to the beach, surfing, and fun are perennial favorites, but there are also Beach Boys songs that are really dark. Some of their tunes tackle everything from mortality and lost love to madness. But don't be embarrassed when you look over these Beach Boys songs you never realized are messed up – their catchy choruses hide a lot of weird and gross stuff.

On the surface, the Beach Boys were an all-American band. Hailing from Hawthorne, CA, the group consisted of the three Wilson brothers (Brian, Carl, and Dennis), cousin Mike Love, and neighbor Al Jardine. Together they recorded some of the most beloved albums in music history. Pet Sounds is the band at its peak; the album’s groundbreaking recording techniques even influenced The Beatles' Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band.

However, fame wasn’t always easy, and those challenges were often reflected in the band’s lyrics. From Brian’s breakdown and Dennis’s addiction issues to the emotional abuse the boys suffered under their cruel father/manager, Murry, the reality of the group's personal suffering was often laid bare. These secretly messed up Beach Boys songs reflect the darkness hidden under a golden veneer of sun and sand.

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"Never Learn Not To Love" Was Written By Charles Manson

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"Never Learn Not To Love" is a darker-than-usual Beach Boys song, not only because of its unhealthily obsessive lyrics, but due to its authorship. Charles Manson, the infamous murderer-slash-cult leader, first composed the song under the title "Cease To Exist." A frustrated musician, Manson was elated when Dennis Wilson asked to record it. However, there was one caveat: he was not to change Mason’s composition in any way.  

But Wilson did. He changed the title, he punched up the lyrics, and he put his name on it. An enraged Manson showed up at Wilson's house and threatened to kill him, but didn't go through with the violent act; instead, Wilson supposedly beat Manson up. The humiliated Manson’s grudge against Wilson, music producer Terry Melcher, and the Hollywood elite overall eventually led to the Tate-LaBianca murders of August 1969.

Albums: 20/20

Composer: Charles Manson, Dennis Wilson

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"I'm Bugged At My Ol' Man" Is About The Wilsons' Abusive Father

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"I’m Bugged At My Ol’ Man" is a novelty ode to Brian Wilson’s father, Murry, from Summer Days (and Summer Nights!!), released in 1965. The track is representational of Murry’s well documented, real-life abuse toward his son. In it, the narrator describes his father’s over-the-top punishments against minor infractions, which leave him locked in his room, with his possessions taken away, his hair cut off, and bread crumbs and water being the only thing for him to eat.

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1965’s "Help Me, Rhonda," the Beach Boys' second number-one hit, tells the tale of a broken-hearted man who lost his girl to another. He asks the mythical Rhonda (she wasn’t based on any one person) to help ease his pain, presumably with some action.

The lyrics of "Help Me, Rhonda" are twisted enough, but the real drama happened while it was being recorded. A drunken Murry Wilson crashed the party to criticize the boys, and it was all caught on tape. For 39 excruciating minutes, the elder Wilson practically pushes Brian to his limits. At one point, you can hear father and son physically struggling for supremacy in the studio’s control room.

Albums: A Postcard From California

Composer: Brian Wilson, Mike Love

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"The Trader" Is The Story Of An Explorer's Exploitation Of Native Americans

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Holland, the group's 1973 album, is rife with themes of separation and mortality. It's also the last place you’d expect a history lesson on Manifest Destiny, but “The Trader” is just that. The Carl Wilson/Jack Rieley penned tune tells the tale of a man who comes to the New World and claims the land as his own. With approval from the European powers-that-be, he then sets about displacing, enslaving, and slaughtering the native peoples he finds upon arrival. That's about as far from fun in the sun (or "the formula," as Mike Love allegedly called it) as you can get.

Albums: Holland

Composer: Carl Wilson, Jack Rieley

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