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The Best Michelle Bauer Movies

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List of the best Michelle Bauer movies, ranked best to worst with movie trailers when available. Michelle Bauer's highest grossing movies have received a lot of accolades over the years, earning millions upon millions around the world. The order of these top Michelle Bauer movies is decided by how many votes they receive, so only highly rated Michelle Bauer movies will be at the top of the list. Michelle Bauer has been in a lot of films, so people often debate each other over what the greatest Michelle Bauer movie of all time is. If you and a friend are arguing about this then use this list of the most entertaining Michelle Bauer films to end the squabble once and for all.

If you think the best Michelle Bauer role isn't at the top, then upvote it so it has the chance to become number one. The greatest Michelle Bauer performances didn't necessarily come from the best movies, but in most cases they go hand in hand.

This list below has a variety of films in it, from Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers to Timegate: Tales of the Saddle Tramps.

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    Assault of the Party Nerds

    Troy Donahue, Linnea Quigley

    Released1989

    Directed byRichard Gabai

    Life as a nerd isn't easy, but it can be extremely interesting, especially when the four members of the Lambda Alpha Eta fraternity decide to change their reputations. Harnessing every party-animal...  more
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    Nightmare Sisters

    Linnea Quigley, Michelle Bauer

    Released1987

    Directed byDavid DeCoteau

    Nightmare Sisters is a direct-to-video, low-budget, erotic horror-comedy from 1987. It is notable as one of only two films in which 1980s scream queens Linnea Quigley, Brinke Stevens, and Michelle...  more
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    Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers

    Linnea Quigley, Gunnar Hansen

    Released1988

    Directed byFred Olen Ray

    Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers is a 1988 American comedy horror B-movie directed by Fred Olen Ray, and starring Gunnar Hansen, Linnea Quigley, Jay Richardson and Michelle Bauer....  more
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    Puppet Master III: Toulon's Revenge

    Ian Abercrombie, Sarah Douglas

    Released1991

    Directed byDavid DeCoteau

    Puppet Master III: Toulon's Revenge is a 1991 direct-to-video horror film written by Charles Band, C. Courtney Joyner and David Schmoeller, and directed by David DeCoteau. It is the third film in the...  more
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    Beverly Hills Vamp

    Britt Ekland, Michelle Bauer

    Released1989

    Directed byFred Olen Ray

    Beverly Hills Vamp is a 1988 comedy horror film starring Eddie Deezen and Britt Ekland and directed by Fred Olen Ray....  more
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    Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama

    Linnea Quigley, Michelle Bauer

    Released1988

    Directed byDavid DeCoteau

    Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama is a 1988 sci-fi/horror B movie directed by David DeCoteau, loosely-based on the classic short story The Monkey's Paw. It is notable as one of only two...  more
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    Dinosaur Island

    Ross Hagen, Michelle Bauer

    Released1994

    Directed byFred Olen Ray, Jim Wynorski

    Dinosaur Island is a 1994 B-movie directed by Fred Olen Ray. It is often seen as a low budget rip off of Jurassic Park, although the plot is essentially a remake of 1952's Untamed Women. The movie is...  more
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    Camp Fear

    Betsy Russell, Shannon Wilsey

    Released1991

    Directed byThomas A. Keith

    Camp Fear is a 1991 direct-to-video science fiction/horror film starring Betsy Russell and Vincent Van Patten. George Buck Flower as Wino Tiny Ron Taylor as The Druid David Homb as Bill James Kratt...  more
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    The Tomb

    Sybil Danning, John Carradine

    Released1986

    Directed byFred Olen Ray

    The Tomb is a 1986 film directed by Fred Olen Ray and featuring John Carradine and Cameron Mitchell. The film is loosely based on the novel The Jewel of Seven Stars by Bram Stoker....  more
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    Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfold

    Ross Hagen, Tommy Kirk

    Released1995

    Directed byFred Olen Ray

    Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfold is a 1995 science fiction film starring J.J. North, Ted Monte, Tammy Parks, Raelyn Saalman, Nikki Fritz, John Lazar, Michelle Bauer, Tim Abell, and Jay Richardson....  more
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    Assault of the Party Nerds 2

    Rhonda Shear, Arte Johnson

    Released1995

    Directed byRichard Gabai

    Five years after throwing a killer party and stealing Muffin (Michelle Bauer) away from alpha-male Zeta frat member Bud, head party nerd Ritchie (Richard Gabai) is married (to Muffin!) and runs a...  more
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    The Naked Monster

    Linnea Quigley, Jeanne Carmen

    Released2006

    Directed byTed Newsom, Wayne Berwick

    The Naked Monster is a 2005 American ultra low-budget science fiction and horror comedy fan-film written by Ted Newsom and directed by Newsom and Wayne Berwick as an homage to and spoof of the "giant...  more
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    Whispers from a Shallow Grave

    Linnea Quigley, Michelle Bauer

    Released2006

    Directed byTed Newsom

    Whispers from a Shallow Grave is a 2006 crime fantasy mystery film written and directed by Ted Newsom....  more
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    Candid Candid Camera Volume 5

    Michelle Bauer

    Released1986

    Directed byAllen Funt

    Candid Candid Camera Volume 5 is a 1986 comedy reality-tv video directed by Allen Funt....
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    Terror Night

    Alan Hale, Jr.

    Released1987

    Directed byAndré de Toth, Nick Marino

    Terror Night is a 1987 horror film written by Nick Merino, Kenneth J. Hall, Murray Levy and David Rigg, and directed by Nick Marino and André De Toth....  more
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    The Phantom Empire

    Sybil Danning, William Smith

    Released1986

    Directed byFred Olen Ray

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    Bimbo Movie Bash

    Troy Donahue, Elizabeth Kaitan

    Released1997

    Directed byDave Parker, Mike Mendez

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    The Battle for Glory

    Michelle Bauer, Miles O'Keeffe

    Released2000

    Directed byDonald Farmer

    The Battle for Glory is a 2000 action, drama, war film written and directed by Donald Farmer, based on the novel The Isle of Hope by Maurice J. Fagan....  more
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    Gingerdead Man 2: Passion of the Crust

    Parker Young, Michelle Bauer

    Released2008

    Directed bySilvia St. Croix

    Gingerdead Man 2: Passion of the Crust is a 2008 horror-comedy film written and directed by Silvia St. Croix. The film is a sequel to the 2005 release of The Gingerdead Man. The distributor of the...  more
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    1313: Cougar Cult

    Linnea Quigley, Michelle Bauer

    Released2012

    Directed byDavid DeCoteau

    1313: Cougar Cult is a 2012 horror film written by Matthew Jason Walsh and directed by David DeCoteau....  more