Animated Minions Movie Quotes  

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Minions movie quotes bring the beloved little yellow creatures back for another feature film which discusses their backstory and events prior to the Despicable Me films. The animated movie, created by Illumination Entertainment, was directed by Pierre Coffin and Kyle Balda using a screenplay by Brian Lynch. Minions opened in theaters on July 10, 2015.

In Minions, the story of Kevin, Stuart, Bob and the other minions (all voiced by Pierre Coffin) is introduced. For centuries, the minions have followed around various evil masters, including Napoleon, Dracula and even dinosaurs, but they struggle to keep a master alive. Kevin desires to find a master for life and takes Bob and Stuart with him to America to find that master.

When the minions arrive in the states, they travel to Orlando to attend Villain-Con where they hope to find a new master, with super evil Scarlet Overkill (voiced by Sandra Bullock) in mind. They meet with her, and husband Herb (voiced by Jon Hamm), and soon embark on a mission for her to steal the crown of Queen Elizabeth (voiced by Jennifer Saunders). To say the least, this sends the minions on an adventure of epic proportions.

Minions, which also includes voice talent from Michael Keaton, Allison Janney, Steve Coogan, Geoffrey Rush and Steve Carell, opens alongside the likes of Terminator Genisys, Magic Mike XXL, Ted 2, and Jurassic World.

And, if you're wondering why your mom is posting about minions so much on Facebook, or you ARE a mom and are looking for some minions quotes to share on social media, you're in luck!
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C'est Banana!
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Minions: C'est banana! Hahaha! Miam miam! Huh? ... Ay yi yi!

If one thing remains consistent across time and geography, it's that minions have an undying love for bananas. This instance is no exception.
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Villain-Con
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Madge Nelson: Oh, Walter, look, this adorable little freaks are headed to Orlando too.
Walter Nelson: You're going to Villain-Con, aren't you?
Bob: Villain-Con!
Nelson Daughter: I'm going to get all my favorite villains to sign my magazine! Scarlet Overkill! If I was a minion, that's who I would want to work for.

Looking to get a ride to Orlando for Villain-Con, the minions hitchhike on the side of the highway. Almost miraculously, they're picked up by a family going exactly there and one who knows a perfect master for the minions.
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Gentlemen Do Not Steal Ladies' Crowns
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Queen Elizabeth II: Gentlemen do not steal ladies' crowns!

When the minions steal Queen Elizabeth's crown, she does not take too kindly to this act of thievery. She tells them bluntly that gentlemen do not do this sort of thing.
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Gonna Have to Get Through Me
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Tower Guard: You came for the queen's crown, did ya? Well, you're gonna have to get through me!
Kevin: You're gonna have to get through me! ... Ow, hey!
Tower Guard: You!
Kevin: Ahhh! Huh? Hehe

Kevin comes face to face with a tower guard en route to trying to steal Queen Elizabeth's crown. Kevin thinks it's the guard who should watch out for him, but perhaps it's the other way around.
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