Moms do so much for us. It's only fair that we pay appreciation in the only way we know how: by providing you with a length list consisting of the best mom jokes of all time!
Before you go any further, you should know that you won't find any "Yo momma" jokes on this list. For one: it's no longer 2006. For another thing: this list opts for more variety among its joke structure. They're the perfect way to show your mom she raised a stand-up comedian. The next time you're over at her house, you can regale her with these jokes and puns, letting her know how much she means to you.
Sure, everyone is a fan of dad jokes. But mom jokes are just as good. They often deal with how mothers have so much to do. They work, clean the house, cook, and take care of kids. They're practically superhuman, and they definitely have a sense of humor about the roles they play in our lives.
Some of the best mom humor ever is on display right here. After going through the list, vote for the jokes that made you laugh the hardest. Whether or not you're a mom yourself, everyone can get a kick out of these bits.
"I made you."
Their kids have to play inside!
Mom said to cut the comedy.
We're going to have a BB!
They'll both whip out their bits pretty much anywhere.
So that the kids can spend all their Christmas money on mom.
You don't know? Then it's a good thing mom does the shopping!
One person who does the work of 20 for free.
“Look, Ma! No hands!”
They listen to their motherboards.
He said, "Call for backup."
To get some peace and quiet!
"I don't know. You'll have to ask your grandmother."
It was way past its threadtime!
"Why do I have to do everything around here? Change your own darn lightbulb!"
Tell your mom.
Something you wear when your mother gets cold.
"Don't be knotty."
He grew another foot!
A tiny mother.
"Time to go to sweep."
No, my mom's a good cook.