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Moms' Night Out Movie Quotes

"Moms' Night Out" movie quotes share the laughs as a group of moms attempt to spend a night away from their families with disastrous results. The comedy film was written by and directed by Jon Erwin along with co-writer Andrea Gyertson Nasfell and co-director Andrew Erwin. "Moms' Night Out" opened in theaters just in time for Mother's Day, May 9, 2014.

In "Moms' Night Out," mother of three Allyson (Sarah Drew) is stressed out and on the urging of her husband, Sean (Sean Astin), she plans a moms' night out with the girls. Along with fellow moms Sondra (Patricia Heaton), Izzy (Andrew Logan White) and Bridget (Abbie Cobb), Allyson heads out for a night on the town with the ladies while the men watch the kids.

All is going well until Sean and the kids need to visit the local hospital and Bridget learns that Joey (Harry Shum, Jr.) is not watching their baby, as promised, rather that he left the baby at a tattoo shop with biker Bones (Trace Adkins). This starts a wild adventure of the ladies trying to find the baby, a journey that involves the police and a stray taser gun, a wild cabbie and hours full of crazy events that none of them will ever forget.

"Moms' Night Out" hits theaters which are already packed with other great movies such as "Palo Alto," "Chef," "Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return Movie Quotes," "Neighbors," "Belle," "Walk of Shame," "The Amazing Spider-Man 2," "Locke," "Brick Mansions," "The Other Woman," "Transcendence," "A Haunted House 2," "Heaven is for Real," "Draft Day," "Under the Skin," "Dom Hemingway," "Joe," "Captain America: The Winter Soldier," "Sabotage," "Noah," "Blood Ties," the "Veronica Mars" movie, "Need for Speed."
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    Your Job Is...

    Sean: "Hun, your job is…"
    Allyson: "Hard, I know."
    Sean: "Important, that's what I was going to say."

    After spending an evening taking care of their kids, Sean realizes that Allyson's job as a wife and mother is both more difficult and more important than he previously gave her credit for.
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    Life Is About Finding the Meaning and the Joy

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    Sondra: "Life is about finding the meaning and the joy and the purpose in all the chaos."

    Sondra gives Allyson some motherly wisdom. The purpose of life, she says, is to find the meaning and the joy in all of the motherly chaos.
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    What's the Worst Thing That Could Happen?

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    Izzy: "What's the worst thing that could happen?"
    Marco: "They could get maimed. I could lose both children. It's getting hot in here!"

    When Izzy explains that she needs Marco to watch the kids for a few hours, Marco immediately freaks out. Even just thinking about the worst that could happen makes him very uncomfortable.
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    I Planned This Moms' Night Thing for Saturday

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    Sean: "You have to choose to do something for yourself."
    Allyson: "I planned this moms' night thing for Saturday."
    Sean: "You what? You planned a moms' night?"

    On the urging of husband Sean, Allyson plans some time for herself in a moms' night. Despite his urging however, Sean is surprised that she actually took his advice.
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