jokes The Best Monkey Jokes  

Jack Napier
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Unequivocally, one of the best animals on the planet is the monkey. They’re adorable, smart, and they eat bananas, just like humans! So it shouldn’t surprise anyone that so many funny monkey jokes exist in the world. A joke about monkeys is worth a million bucks, and I'm giving them away for free. It doesn’t matter if you’ve been spending all day swinging from tree to tree, or if you were solving world hunger, the one thing that all people have in common is that they love jokes about monkeys. So gather your friends about your computer and enjoy this list of the funniest monkey jokes.

Not only are they one of the smartest animals on the planet, but they’re also one of the cutest to watch. I guess you could say they make me go bananas. And if you liked that, there are plenty more monkey puns where that came from on this list of hilarious jokes about monkeys. Vote on all of your favorite jokes about monkeys, and if you have a monkey joke for me, leave it in the comments.

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What do You Call a Monkey in a... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Monkey Jokes
What do You Call a Monkey in a Minefield? A baboom!

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Why Don't Monkeys Play Cards i... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Monkey Jokes
Why Don't Monkeys Play Cards in the Jungle? There are too many cheetahs there! 

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What Do You Call a Monkey with... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Monkey Jokes
What Do You Call a Monkey with a Hat and Wand? Hairy Potter.

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What Do You Call a Monkey with... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Monkey Jokes
What Do You Call a Monkey with a Banana in Each Ear? Anything you want, it can't hear you! 

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What Kind of Key Opens a Banan... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Monkey Jokes
What Kind of Key Opens a Banana? A Mon-Key!

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What Do You Call a Monkey that... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Monkey Jokes
What Do You Call a Monkey that Sells Potato Chips? A chipmunk!

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Where Do Monkeys Go to Drink? is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Monkey Jokes
Where Do Monkeys Go to Drink? To the monkey bars!

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Where Should a Monkey Go When ... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Monkey Jokes
Where Should a Monkey Go When He Loses His Tail? To a retailer!

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Why did the Monkey Like the Ba... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Monkey Jokes
Why did the Monkey Like the Banana? Because it had appeal! 

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What Did the Monkey Say When i... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Monkey Jokes
What Did the Monkey Say When it Cut Off its Tail? It won't be long now. 

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How Do Monkeys Get Down the St... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Monkey Jokes
How Do Monkeys Get Down the Stairs? They slide down the banana-ster! 

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What Do You Call a Restaurant ... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Monkey Jokes
What Do You Call a Restaurant That Throws Food In Your Face? A Monkey Business. 

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What Did the Banana Do When He... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Monkey Jokes
What Did the Banana Do When He Saw the Monkey? The banana split.

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Did You Hear About the Awful J... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Monkey Jokes
Did You Hear About the Awful Jungle Party? Somebody forgot to bring the chimps and dip. 

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Why Shouldn't you Get in a Fig... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Monkey Jokes
Why Shouldn't you Get in a Fight With a Monkey? They use gorilla warfare. 

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Where do the Chimps Get Their ... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Monkey Jokes
Where do the Chimps Get Their Gossip? On the ape vine! 

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What do You Call a Baby Monkey... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Monkey Jokes
What do You Call a Baby Monkey? A chimp off the old block.

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What Do You Call a Chimpanzee ... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Monkey Jokes
What Do You Call a Chimpanzee Who Works in a Bar? A Monkey Wench. 

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Did You Hear About the Man Who... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Monkey Jokes
Did You Hear About the Man Who Could Jump from Tree to Tree? He was a monkey's uncle.