Best Monty Python and the Holy Grail quotes, with movie clips, ranked by fans. This list of great movie quotes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail collects all of the most famous lines from the film in one place, allowing you to pick the top quotes and move them up the list. This highly quotable movie includes several classic movie lines you may not have known came from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
In Monty Python and the Holy Grail, King Arthur and his knights embark on a quest to find the holy grail and encounter many hilarious obstacles and foes (like the Black Knight and the Knights Who Say Ni) along the way. Monty Python is considered a comedy classic and consistently ranks among the best comedies of all time.
Lines from Monty Python and the Holy Grail are used all the time in other movies, on TV, in speeches and in day-to-day life, so knowing all the best quotes is essential. This list includes all the best Monty Python and the Holy Grail lines and moments, just as they appeared in the actual movie script. Whether they are funny quotes, sad quotes, quotes about love or death, all the most famous Monty Python and the Holy Grail quotes are here.
King Arthur: [after Arthur's cut off both of the Black Knight's arms] Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left.
Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: *Look*!Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.
Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: ... I got better.
Crowd: Burn her anyway!
King Arthur: Bloody peasant!
Dennis: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?