The Most Absurd Final Fantasy Weapons Ranked By Impracticality

Over 400 Ranker voters have come together to rank this list of The Most Absurd Final Fantasy Weapons Ranked By Impracticality
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Vote up the weapons you definitely don't want in a fight.

Occasionally, the most absurd Final Fantasy weapons are wielded by some of the best characters. This is to be expected with such a big franchise. As Final Fantasy grows, it gets more and more intricate to entertain the devoted fan base. This attention to detail lead to some pretty wild fan theories about what's really going on between the lines. And some of the more unconventional characters were even censored for American audiences.

At a certain point everything about the game franchise is a little fantastical, and that includes those trademark, ridiculous Final Fantasy weapons. Yeah sure, those odd swords are cool in video games, but in real life they'd be more likely to harm the person wielding them than anyone else.

And boy, are there sure a lot of these impractical weapons.

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  • World Champion From 'Final Fantasy X'
    1

    World Champion From 'Final Fantasy X'

    181 votes

    Wakka definitely cuts his hands to ribbons when he catches World Champion.

  • Pinwheel From 'Final Fantasy VII'
    2

    Pinwheel From 'Final Fantasy VII'

    165 votes

    Pinwheel is a children's toy that pokes enemies in their eyes.

  • The Buster Sword From 'Final Fantasy VII'
    3

    The Buster Sword From 'Final Fantasy VII'

    180 votes

    Cloud may be a super soldier, but even he falls over after swinging the Buster Sword.

  • Sephiroth's Masamune From 'Kingdom Hearts'
    4

    Sephiroth's Masamune From 'Kingdom Hearts'

    160 votes

    Sephiroth's Masamune should break in half under its own weight.

  • Reaper's Tarot Cards From 'Final Fantasy NT'
    5

    Reaper's Tarot Cards From 'Final Fantasy NT'

    98 votes

    Nobody is safely shuffling Reaper's spiky tarot cards.

  • Fire Whip From 'Final Fantasy Adventure'
    6

    Fire Whip From 'Final Fantasy Adventure'

    100 votes

    Fire Whip is permanently on fire. What could go wrong there?