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The Most Disastrous Royal Weddings In History

Updated May 18, 2018 66.4k votes 11.3k voters 451.2k views14 items

List RulesVote up the royal wedding days (and nights) that sound like the biggest train wrecks.

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's wedding may look like a fantasy come to life, but not all royal weddings have been quite as anticipated or picturesque. In fact, some of the worst royal weddings in history involve behaviors that feel anything but regal. One groom lamented, "If only I'd stuck with the hemorrhoids," while another almost backed out of his marriage – and that's just the beginning when it comes to the most disastrous royal weddings in history.

Sometimes the wedding day is flawless, but the union itself turns out to be one of the worst royal marriages. Who could forget Henry VIII and his obsession with beheading his brides? Or George IV, who only married for the lavish dowry and cried through the entire ceremony? And then there's the wedding day that caused a massacre that slaughtered 3,000 people, and the king who left his wedding to torture witches. 

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  • On August 18, 1572, a French princess married the king of Navarre. The royal wedding went horribly wrong when it led to one of the worse massacres in the history of France.

    The wedding occurred during the French Wars of Religion, and it instantly divided Paris because the bride and groom practiced different faiths during the darkest days of the Reformation. Margaret of France, daughter of Queen Catherine de Medici and sister of France's king, was raised Catholic. Her groom, King Henry of Navarre, was a Protestant, also known as a Huguenot. The royal Catholics saw the wedding as an opportunity, since many wealthy Huguenots came to Paris for the event.

    Just days after the two wed in a public ceremony, Catholics sent by the queen rose up and slaughtered at least 3,000 Huguenots, in what became known as the St. Bartholomew's Day Massacre. The horrific wedding present didn't end the union, and two decades later the groom became King Henry IV of France.

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  • All Six Of King Henry VIII&#39 is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Most Disastrous Royal Weddings In History
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    Pretty much every one of King Henry VIII of England's weddings ended in disaster. His first wedding, to his dead brother's widow, ended with Henry breaking a thousand-year alliance with the Catholic Church and triggering the English Reformation. His second wedding, to a pregnant Anne Boleyn, ended badly when she couldn't bear him a son. She was convicted of treason and beheaded. His third bride, Jane Seymour, died nine days after giving birth. 

    Henry's fourth bride, Anne of Cleves, lucked out. He found her repulsive and divorced her only six months after the wedding. The fifth bride wasn't so lucky. Catherine Howard was Anne Boleyn's cousin, and she was also beheaded for allegedly cheating on the king. Henry's sixth wife, Catherine Parr, managed to outlive her royal husband.

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  • King Philip IV's Wedding R is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Most Disastrous Royal Weddings In History
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    King Philip IV of Spain should have known better when he married his own niece. The Spanish Hapsburg line was already dangerously inbred, to the point that hereditary deformities were killing off huge numbers of children in the family. But that didn't stop the troubling union in 1644.

    The wedding produced the tragic King Charles II, who could barely function due to genetic abnormalities. Genetic tests show the Hapsburg gene pool was so familial that Charles was almost as inbred as a child produced by a brother impregnating his own sister.

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    In 1795, George, Prince of Wales – the future King George IV – married his cousin, Princess Caroline of Brunswick. It wasn't a union of love, much like many royal marriages in the period. George needed help paying off some debts (£630,000, to be exact), and Caroline had money. 

    When George saw his bride for the first time, he exclaimed, “I am not well. Get me a glass of brandy!” It went downhill from there. On their wedding day, George was so drunk that he couldn't stand on his own, and two dukes had to hold him up at the altar. He even wept openly during the ceremony. 

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