The most Florida things that have ever happened are listed here and ready for your votes. That's right, the word "Florida" is no longer just the name of a state. It has become an adjective to describe something absolutely ridiculous. These news stories will make you ignore "What's the matter with Kansas" and ask yourself, "WTF is wrong with Florida?" Enjoy these uniquely "Florida weird" moments in the history of this state.
Our list is full of animals acting like humans (dogs shooting their owners with guns) and humans acting like animals (moms biting their daughters for turning on a Rihanna CD). The Florida news has become late night talk show fodder, but this list is the ultimate compilation of WTF Florida stories. Remember that time the entire state didn't know how to count votes and the wrong guy was elected President of the United States? Multiply that insanity by 10, and welcome to the list of the most Florida-weird moments the Sunshine State ever had.
- 1357 VOTES
Guy Tries to Trade Alligator for Beer
- 2279 VOTES
DUI for Driving Drunk While Lawn Mowing
- 3188 VOTES
Nudist Resort Golf Cart Stolen for McDonald's Run
- 4319 VOTES
Real Cop Gets Pulled Over by Fake Cop
- 5209 VOTES
Taco Isn't Accepted as Drunk Man's I.D.
- 6233 VOTES
State Ban on Bar Dwarf-Tossing Up for Repeal