For those of you unimportant enough to make the CIA's watchlist, tweets about the FBI watching you through your webcam serve as a reminder that you do matter. Funny FBI webcam tweets take an extremely negative thing — the loss of privacy — and make light of the fact some government agent out there (probably) watches and documents whenever you Google search "celebrity feet pics."
If you thought your webcam fails and search history stay safely within the confines of your MacBook Air, think again. Putting tape on your webcam and browsing in incognito-mode on Chrome only accomplish so much, so why not abandon trivial precautions and just embrace the ideas put forth in the hilarious FBI agent tweets below? Rather than go through the tumultuous, not to mention legally murky, process of resisting the government, hilarious tweets about the FBI agent in your webcam strive to make the most of your unwilling yet unavoidable relationship.
Clever FBI surveillance tweets put the "con" into "Panopticon," turning an invasion of privacy into an opportunity for self-promotion. Exes come and go, but federal agents in your webcam last forever, or at least as long as the law allows them to get away with it. Vote up the ones that probably have Big Brother (or at least you) rolling in laughter.
My boyfriend: *leaves the room*— Josh Hall (@joshwillhall) January 28, 2018
The fbi agent in my webcam: No I totally see what you mean.
Me: right? He's weird today. How's your husband?
FBI agent: he wants us to open our marriage
Me: that's rough janet.
Before You Wish The Moon 'Goodnight...'
*kisses laptop webcam before bed*— a w a b (@iAwab) January 19, 2018
goodnight mr fbi man
No Use Crying Over Lost Privacy
the fbi agent in my webcam just hears muffled weeping every night because i have duct tape over the lens— Reb (@serinide) January 29, 2018