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Most Hipster Ways To Get Drunk, Ranked By Pretentiousness

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Vote up the drinks that are too cool for their own good.

Bros like to get trashed. Basic b*tches like to get white girl wasted. But hipsters like to get drunk, too. It's just that they like to do it in a way that's... better than you. Oh, don't bother asking how hipsters get drunk. You probably haven't heard of this exclusive, lavender-infused, bourbon-scotch hybrid that pairs beautifully with an elderflower foam. Also, it's served in a jar made by an incredible underground glassware collective. 

Want to know the most hipster ways to get drunk? We'll fill you in. Check out the list below and bathe in the pretentiousness of the hipster drinks before you. Marvel at the unnecessarily complicated manner in which they are served. These may be drinks that only hipsters like, but who knows? Maybe you'll find some #inspo for your next cocktail soirée.

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  • Gin Served In A Cucumber
    1

    Gin Served In A Cucumber

  • Cocktail Served In A Lightbulb
    2

    Cocktail Served In A Lightbulb

  • Beer Served In A Science Beaker
    3

    Beer Served In A Science Beaker

  • Deconstructed Cocktail
    4

    Deconstructed Cocktail

  • Alcohol Brewed In A Teapot
    5

    Alcohol Brewed In A Teapot

  • Pickle Back Shot
    6

    Pickle Back Shot

  • Beer You Have To Cut A Hole In To Drink
    7

    Beer You Have To Cut A Hole In To Drink

  • Any Liquor Infused With Basil
    8

    Any Liquor Infused With Basil

  • Anything In A Mason Jar
    9

    Anything In A Mason Jar

  • Any Cocktail Consumed In A Speakeasy
    10

    Any Cocktail Consumed In A Speakeasy

  • PBR
    11
  • IPA
    13
  • Craft Beer
    14

    Craft Beer

  • Mezcal
    15