Most Hipster Ways To Get Drunk, Ranked By Pretentiousness

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Vote up the drinks that are too cool for their own good.

Bros like to get trashed. Basic b*tches like to get white girl wasted. But hipsters like to get drunk, too. It's just that they like to do it in a way that's... better than you. Oh, don't bother asking how hipsters get drunk. You probably haven't heard of this exclusive, lavender-infused, bourbon-scotch hybrid that pairs beautifully with an elderflower foam. Also, it's served in a jar made by an incredible underground glassware collective. 

Want to know the most hipster ways to get drunk? We'll fill you in. Check out the list below and bathe in the pretentiousness of the hipster drinks before you. Marvel at the unnecessarily complicated manner in which they are served. These may be drinks that only hipsters like, but who knows? Maybe you'll find some #inspo for your next cocktail soirée.

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  • Gin Served In A Cucumber
    1
    59 votes

    Gin Served In A Cucumber

  • Cocktail Served In A Lightbulb
    2
    66 votes

    Cocktail Served In A Lightbulb

  • Beer Served In A Science Beaker
    3
    61 votes

    Beer Served In A Science Beaker

  • Deconstructed Cocktail
    4
    82 votes

    Deconstructed Cocktail

  • Alcohol Brewed In A Teapot
    5
    48 votes

    Alcohol Brewed In A Teapot

  • Pickle Back Shot
    6
    52 votes

    Pickle Back Shot